by mambo-p May 21, 2015
A 'Half Ryan' is the code name & subtle art of spending at least half of your work day without doing any work at all. A Half Ryan can be deployed while at your desk but it is encouraged that you engage in out of office activities. It is imperative that your coworkers have the opportunity to spot a Half Ryan in process while understanding the number of fucks you're currently giving while doing so.
by mambo-p October 03, 2017
She turned around in that beautiful black dress and I had no choice but to swag bless. Then Alex threw up all over her shoes but she was cool with it cause it was food poisoning.
by mambo-p April 21, 2016
When someone laughs directly at a woman's anus then turns and directly laughs at her vagina. For no reason.
by mambo-p May 21, 2015
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by mambo-p August 23, 2011