Batmaning or to Batman someone is the act of talking to them for an extended amount of time. When or if they
turn the opposite direction, mid-conversation, you slip away
un-noticed and
un-detected. This is the elusive art of...BATMAN(ing)
Batmanee: "So I was looking up pictures of
cats the other day, and the weirdest thing happened..."
*Batmanee turns to pick up an object or look at something*
Batmaner: "Oh
yeah? What's that?"
*He slyly slips away from the conversation, behind a
door or a wall, anything that conceals his entire body*
Batmanee: "It was this picture of..."
*notices there is no more Batmaner*
Batmanee: "Ah shit, I'
ve been Batmaned! I can't believe he was Batmaning me that whole time!"