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bactum

Pronounced back-dumb.

A rare condition which causes one to uncontrollably shit out of their ears.
Poor Michael, I heard he got bactum
by Bactumawarness February 26, 2022
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Bactum

When you poop excessively coming from your ears
Michaels bactum scared away eliza
by Blackmftmase March 31, 2022
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bactum

poop coming from the ears
Michael scared away eliza with his bactum
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Bactually

The abbreviated version all the cool kids use for the phrase "but actually"
1- this is dumb
2- bactually
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baltuminshh

Once there's was discord group called "TikTok Latvia".
One day, baltuminshh was mad, which mean's he griefed the group, lmao...

After that, guy named baltuminshh dissapeared!
I miss baltuminshh so f. much dude, he was so cool...
by Pablo Emilio September 4, 2020
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bantumi

The name for which a person goes from being an acer to that of the "gelt"
Dave wished he hadn't become bantumi by Colin's flush-high
by David Edds January 16, 2004
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The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.

Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.

Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.

Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".

Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"

Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"

Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.
she is the icon
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift
by Inang Kulot June 4, 2023
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