Top definition
Ghetto ass products that hardly work for shit that are terribly over priced and aren't so much as mentioned in well established computer stores.
After purchasing an acer laptop, Bill began to bash his scull into the side of a brick wall, just to end the suffering.
by JoPiss February 19, 2008
Get the mug
Get a acer mug for your mom Jovana.
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
Get the mug
Get a porch dick mug for your dog Abdul.
Established in 1976, Acer is a Taiwanese computer vendor, offering desktop and mobile computers, servers and storage, displays, peripherals, and e-business solutions.
Acer's computer products serve business, government, education, and home users.
by TELUS March 27, 2005
Get the merch
Get the acer neck gaiter and mug.
(botany) A botanical name at the rank of genus. Circumscription of this genus Acer has been fairly stable over the past few decades - the maples. Placement is either in family Aceraceae or family Sapindaceae.
Acer campestre - Field Maple
Acer grandidentatum - Bigtooth Maple
Acer macrophyllum - Bigleaf Maple
Acer micranthum - Garden Maple
Acer negundo - Manitoba Maple
Acer palmatum - Japanese Maple
Acer platanoides - Norway Maple
Acer pseudoplatanus - Sycamore Maple
Acer rubrum - Red Maple
Acer saccharinum - Silver Maple
Acer saccharum - Sugar Maple
by Acer de Guzman February 13, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Acer mug for your cousin James.
A fucking shitty computer company that makes laptop computers for underage students who decide that they want to start bringing computers to school. Unfourtunatly, all of these products suck the fucking dick, and should be avoided at all costs. Acer laptops are owned by phedophiles who enjoy eating feces and drinking urine and any other liquid that is excreted from the male sexual organ.
"Dude, Brain got a new Acer laptop"

"What a stinky diclicker"
by jamjames February 25, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Acer mug for your coworker Nathalie.
The WORST laptop manufacturer, they look cool on the ads but is pure shit.
23346_naruto_super_duper_mega_slayer_1998: hai guise no kill plz ktencks
moot: chek teh ping
Ping to 23346_dragon_ultra_mega_super_slayer97: 8934
moot: rickroll
Pity2: are you running acer?
23346_naruto_super_duper_mega_slayer_1998: ye y
TSkill: omfg
Aerodie: rofl
Pity2: fuck you noob get a real computer
by sick perv lol August 08, 2008
Get the mug
Get a Acer mug for your mom Jovana.
The definition of the word acer has developed from a very small concept to a very complex and debatable philosophy. Originally intended to be a replacement of the term "Attention-seeking" it slowly evolved to become different from generic "attention seeking" in that the action is intended to produce a result other than that which is normally associated with the action itself, in most cases appreciation, and in many cases, jealousy. This contrasts to "attention seeking" where the action is intended to produce a result, purely of attention. Additionally, the term "acer" is more suited to the actions of more than one individual, often large groups in collaboration, whereas "attention-seeking" is considered more an outlandish or individual action.There is an unjustifiable trend in the number of "acer" scenarios involving two friends or lovers who appear to need to prove a point. Essentially, the definition of acer can be rounded down as:
"A state in which an action or actions are undertaken with an alterior motive, usually simply to be noticed, in either a positive or negative, conscious or subconscious light"

This definition accomodates for the idea that "attention seeking" is generally associated with negative connotations and is socially considered a pitiful characteristic. "ACERNESS" on the other hand can be good, or bad, depending on the social position of the Acer who is performing the action in question. Often an individual with a higher social position can perform an "acer" action that will be laughed at lightly, whereas the same action by a social outcast will be frowned upon. Acerness is unique in that it cannot be identified by those who are unfamiliar with the term acer, as often the acer action is noticed subconsciously, being passed off as merely uncharacteristic, or in some cases annoyingly characteristic of the Acer in question.
A range of examples for the term are listed below.

"Look at X's hair, shes such an acer" - in this instance, X would simply deliberately have her hair in an acer fashion, for pure attention.

"Don't look now, but X and Y are being acer on the other side of the room"
in this instance, X and Y could simply be having a conversation, but it can be concluded that their secludedness is acer.

C: "Hello X. Well done on ur acerness with Y at lunch by the way" - In this instance, X and Y may have had a conversation among themselves in front of C, perhaps discussing an issue that C cannot relate to. Their motive can only be defined as "To be acer about these memories"

"x: omg yeh Y told me about it" - another instance of X being acer about their relationship with Y, who she perhaps isnt generally associated with.

"x: hey how was ur day y: bad x:...well? how?"- this could regarded as Y being acer, as X is naturally expected to ask what made Y's day bad, so Y could have come straight out and explain the cause of bad-ness.

"Hey X, please be acer with me in front of Y?"
"Lets be acer about the movie"

These two instances are classic examples of acerisms, as the motive for the action is clearly to make others jealous or curious, as opposed to being literally attention-seeking.
by Small_plastic_Box July 10, 2008
Get the mug
Get a acer mug for your cousin Manafort.