Bacuum

A green 40 volt electric leaf blower that makes an annoying high pitched whining noise that makes you want to stab yourself in the ear with an ice pick….AND then in the other ear.

I was awoken from a deep sleep by the shrill of the bacuum at 6:52am.

Why is my self absorbed neighbor bacuuming water off his sacred facking driveway at 6:52am.

I have a lot a lot to say. What the feck possesses you to bacuum pollen off your property at 6:52am?!

You spray tick killer on your neighbor’s kid again, I’ll shove that bacuum so far up your ass that it will blow last night’s meal all over your precious driveway.

The way you touch your bacuum reminds me of how Bill Cosby touched all those lolitas…Douchebag alert at 6:52am

by RidgeJob August 21, 2021

Backuum Seal

A suction formed by the concavity of the small of one's back as they lay on a hard plastic surface such as a tanning bed which simulates the action of a suction cup. This usually occurs in people who are slightly or greatly overweight due to the skin being looser. As one lays down they will find that air pushes out from a newly formed cavity created by the natural curve of the lumbar spine and, generally, the curve of a tanning bed. The "Love Handles", upper back and upper buttocks create a sealed ring against the plexiglass. This can create a weird or unpleasant sensation which can become embarrassing as an audible sound is created when the seal is broken when the subject moves. The sound is not dissimilar to flatulence.

I went tanning today and as I left I felt like everyone was staring because when I got of the the tanning bed my backuum seal broke and it sounded like a loud wet fart. The poor girl at the front desk probably brought toilet paper in to clean the bed!

by Bilabrin September 26, 2013

baculum

A bone in the penis (penis bone, boner) usually found in most mammals, like dogs, cats, and walruses. Humans do not have a baculum(erections are caused by blood flow); but girls have the the analogous equivalent- a Clitorus.

In other words, it's the actual missing boner taken from Adam's penis to make Eve(Hebrew doesn't have a word for penis, so they used rib), and the area where God closed the flesh up is the perineal raphe.

Slang- An erection so hard, long, and everlasting like priapism(but not as long or fatal), that it's mistaken for an actual bone grown in the penis.

Ah crap, I couldn't stop thinking about that all-night threesome that I had last night, and my penis grew a baculum.

by Ryuseiken September 20, 2006

baculum

1. A bone, taken from raccoons before roasting, that is used by country folk as a tooth pick.

2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.

That hick sat there picking his teeth with a baculum.

by vanishingly February 28, 2021

baculum

The name for the bone found in most mammalian penises. Ironically, humans do not possess a baculum yet we refer to an erect penis as a boner.

Jesse's erection was so prolonged that he might as well call it a baculum.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 7, 2021

bacum

Achieving sexual climax while somehow involving bacon in the process.

I think I just bacummed in my pants when she started frying up those strips of lazy maple in the nude!

by McGee Baxter 2012 December 10, 2010

Canadian Bacum

When you slather the highest grade maple syrup available on your body and then someone in your party cums on it you both have a bite.

Canadian guy 27 talking to Canadian girl 25: hey you want to fuck?
Canadian girl 25 talking back to Canadian guy 27: sure... you want to Canadian Bacum?
Canadian guy 27 to Canadian girl 25: ill go get the syrup!

by Faggot74 July 30, 2016