bacum
I think I just bacummed in my pants when she started frying up those strips of lazy maple in the nude!
bacum by McGee Baxter 2012 December 10, 2010
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Canadian Bacum
When you slather the highest grade maple syrup available on your body and then someone in your party cums on it you both have a bite.
Canadian guy 27 talking to Canadian girl 25: hey you want to fuck?
Canadian girl 25 talking back to Canadian guy 27: sure... you want to Canadian Bacum?
Canadian guy 27 to Canadian girl 25: ill go get the syrup!
Canadian girl 25 talking back to Canadian guy 27: sure... you want to Canadian Bacum?
Canadian guy 27 to Canadian girl 25: ill go get the syrup!
Canadian Bacum by Faggot74 July 30, 2016
balumpabump
A person (usually a girl) who is so obese that one may wonder how a person could let themselves get that big. These people tend to have a spherical/ elliptical shaping because of the incredible amount of fat tissue that eliminates the natural curves of a human being.
**Balumpabump walks in**
Person 1: Oh my lord. Look at her
Person 2: Wow what a balumpabump
Person 1: How could a person let themselves turn into that
Person 1: Oh my lord. Look at her
Person 2: Wow what a balumpabump
Person 1: How could a person let themselves turn into that
balumpabump by jetsman2528 August 7, 2010
marcus bachmann
The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.
Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!
marcus bachmann by youngbono December 29, 2013
elise bauman
a super cute and sweet actress who also loves sinning. she's RIPPED and has great abs. what an angel
elise bauman by #1 elise stan May 13, 2016
BAUMANN BULLDOZER
The Baumann Bulldozer is a move made for hardcore sexual intercourse. the move goes like this....
You strap your bitch to the wall with chains you then bungee her butthole to spread it as a wide as possible (careful it may tear) after that you stand behind your bitch anywhere from 10 to 125 feet depending on how much power you want to use. you then run full speed and slam your dick into her butthole causing her to take down the wall like a bulldozer.
You strap your bitch to the wall with chains you then bungee her butthole to spread it as a wide as possible (careful it may tear) after that you stand behind your bitch anywhere from 10 to 125 feet depending on how much power you want to use. you then run full speed and slam your dick into her butthole causing her to take down the wall like a bulldozer.
BAUMANN BULLDOZER by guadolupe00 January 16, 2010
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