bacum

Achieving sexual climax while somehow involving bacon in the process.

I think I just bacummed in my pants when she started frying up those strips of lazy maple in the nude!

by McGee Baxter 2012 December 10, 2010

Bacum

A discord user who make alive. Hes well known for being shipped with a blue stickman.

chat: died
Bacum: alive
chat: alive

by definitely not Bacum discord January 18, 2022

Canadian Bacum

When you slather the highest grade maple syrup available on your body and then someone in your party cums on it you both have a bite.

Canadian guy 27 talking to Canadian girl 25: hey you want to fuck?
Canadian girl 25 talking back to Canadian guy 27: sure... you want to Canadian Bacum?
Canadian guy 27 to Canadian girl 25: ill go get the syrup!

by Faggot74 July 30, 2016

balumpabump

A person (usually a girl) who is so obese that one may wonder how a person could let themselves get that big. These people tend to have a spherical/ elliptical shaping because of the incredible amount of fat tissue that eliminates the natural curves of a human being.

**Balumpabump walks in**
Person 1: Oh my lord. Look at her
Person 2: Wow what a balumpabump
Person 1: How could a person let themselves turn into that

by jetsman2528 August 7, 2010

marcus bachmann

The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.

Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!

by youngbono December 29, 2013

elise bauman

a super cute and sweet actress who also loves sinning. she's RIPPED and has great abs. what an angel

"I'd let Elise Bauman bench press me if she wanted to."
"HOLY SHIT I'D DIE FOR ELISE BAUMAN"

by #1 elise stan May 13, 2016

BAUMANN BULLDOZER

The Baumann Bulldozer is a move made for hardcore sexual intercourse. the move goes like this....
You strap your bitch to the wall with chains you then bungee her butthole to spread it as a wide as possible (careful it may tear) after that you stand behind your bitch anywhere from 10 to 125 feet depending on how much power you want to use. you then run full speed and slam your dick into her butthole causing her to take down the wall like a bulldozer.

Me and my wife decided we needed to take down a wall, so I BAUMANN BULLDOZERED THAT BITCH!!

by guadolupe00 January 16, 2010