Bacterium 

Bacterium is a bi-gendered creature, most often found in zombies. It is most often pink, but oftentimes green.

"Dude, I can't tell whether thats a girl or a boy!"
"Yep, thats a total bacterium..."

Bacterium by FelixPhoenix October 15, 2006

bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.

Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!

bacteria rancher by ausxau June 18, 2017

monsieur bacteria 

The opposite of Mr Beast - an evil genius who has a curly moustache, eats baguettes, cuts off your arms and legs, and steals $100000 dollars from people.

Person 1: Did you see that new monsieur bacteria video?
Person 2: YESS! He put down every dog in the pound

monsieur bacteria by dreamlovesyou_ September 15, 2020

Bacteria John 

A mass of bacteria who was only featured in the Talking Bacteria John app. A bacteria that also adores aspirin, donuts, syringes and laughing crazy. Is also a member of ISIS. Has many brothers names John, John and John.

We must all praise our dark overlord Bacteria John and sacrifice syringes and aspirin to him.

Bacteria John by Emperor Fraise October 28, 2020

Baxterium 

The sexual element of pleasure.

Want some Baxterium? It'll make you horny!!!

Baxterium by Harry from Keswick August 22, 2008

Banterism 

A funny quote or word uttered by someone.

That was one hell of a banterism!
John is full of banterisms today!
That TV show is full of banterous banterisms!

Banterism by Charltzy January 12, 2009

bacteria face

Someone with a huge acne problem or has a bad complexion.

Megan's face has so many zits that she is nothing more than a bacteria face.

bacteria face by warnhubb December 29, 2007