bacteremia 

A disease in which bacteria enter the blood like vampires and fuck with it, turning it into soup and killing the immune system.

Did you hear about ----? I heard she caught Bacteremia. Damn that bitch was fucked.

bacteremia by bat shit fucking insane January 29, 2010

bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.

Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!

bacteria rancher by ausxau June 18, 2017

monsieur bacteria 

The opposite of Mr Beast - an evil genius who has a curly moustache, eats baguettes, cuts off your arms and legs, and steals $100000 dollars from people.

Person 1: Did you see that new monsieur bacteria video?
Person 2: YESS! He put down every dog in the pound

monsieur bacteria by dreamlovesyou_ September 15, 2020

Bacteria John 

A mass of bacteria who was only featured in the Talking Bacteria John app. A bacteria that also adores aspirin, donuts, syringes and laughing crazy. Is also a member of ISIS. Has many brothers names John, John and John.

We must all praise our dark overlord Bacteria John and sacrifice syringes and aspirin to him.

Bacteria John by Emperor Fraise October 28, 2020

bacteria face

Someone with a huge acne problem or has a bad complexion.

Megan's face has so many zits that she is nothing more than a bacteria face.

bacteria face by warnhubb December 29, 2007

bacteria 

little microrgansims that cause infection and diseases

bacteria kill by the millions

bacteria by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004

bacteria enema

when an automatic flush toilet flushes before you have a chance to finish, therefor spraying the filthy toilet water up into your ass.

guy 1 "stupid auto flush toilet gave me a bacteria enema again."
guy 2 " sick dude, better go get an STD test"
guy 1 " second time this month"

bacteria enema by bcbud4200 September 15, 2010