Sunday school turds

A small, insignificant turd that is produced while being somewhat constipated. You have been sitting on the throne for a significant amount of time just grunting, huffing, puffing and pushing and all you get is these tiny, round hard innocent little turd balls known as "Sunday school turds."
Man, I think all that cheese plugged me up. No matter how much I felt that I needed to poop, all that would come out was just a couple little Sunday school turds!
by Warnhubb October 30, 2007
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nigger trigger

The button that triggers an alarm on a bus or taxicab when the driver is in fear of being robbed or assaulted, the alarm notifies the police that the driver is in distress.
I don't think the bus driver likes the looks of us, LeRoy, I'll betcha he presses the nigger trigger!
by Warnhubb December 07, 2006
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Alpo Night

A term that describes that the bar or club that you are at is lacking attractive women, and further indicates that the ones present are considered DOGS. Alpo is a brand name of dog food.
I think it's time to go home and call it a night, it looks like it has been another Alpo Night at every bar and club we've been at today, not one hot looking babe in sight!
by Warnhubb March 25, 2008
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Jenny Craig dropout

A term to identify a fat, overweight person
Wow, look at that Jenny Craig dropout, she must weigh in at 350 pounds dripping wet!
by warnhubb March 23, 2008
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I B M

In Spanish meaning: Imense Baril de Mierda (Barrel of Shit) to describe some fat slob
Yolie really put on some weight, now she looks like a real I B M
by warnhubb December 08, 2006
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liquid stupid

Paint used to cover up mistakes on paperwork. Known in the office supply store as: Liquid Paper, Correction Fluid and White Out.
You idiot, you can't spell worth a shit. Use some liquid stupid and fix those words on your report.
by warnhubb September 22, 2006
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Jehovah Witness Proof

To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.
It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!
by Warnhubb May 18, 2008
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