warnhubb's definitions

Jehovah Witness Proof

To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.

It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!

by Warnhubb May 18, 2008

Cutty Arm

A term to describe someone who has been drinking booze for so many years that their elbow is bent to the shape of holding a glass and raising it toward their mouth to drink.

That Ted Kennedy guy looks pretty rummy and he definitely has the "Cutty Arm."

by Warnhubb June 22, 2008

Freeway Bag

A small paper or plastic bag, either brown or black that is used to conceal your open container of beer/malt liquor while you are driving your car/truck along the road.

Abdul, please put my Bud Light inside of a freeway bag so I can drink it on the way home without looking too obvious.

by warnhubb December 1, 2009

striped pajamas

A prison or jail uniform with black stripes.

They brought Leroy into the court room in his striped pajamas and that alone was enough to find him guilty.

by warnhubb September 23, 2006

bacteria face

Someone with a huge acne problem or has a bad complexion.

Megan's face has so many zits that she is nothing more than a bacteria face.

by warnhubb December 29, 2007

I B M

In Spanish meaning: Imense Baril de Mierda (Barrel of Shit) to describe some fat slob

Yolie really put on some weight, now she looks like a real I B M

by warnhubb December 8, 2006

Jenny Craig dropout

A term to identify a fat, overweight person

Wow, look at that Jenny Craig dropout, she must weigh in at 350 pounds dripping wet!

by warnhubb March 23, 2008