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Happy Evasive Bachelor
A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020
Bohemian Bachelor
Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.
Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.
Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.
Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.
Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.
Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.
Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.
Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.
Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.
Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
Bohemian Bachelor by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
bachelor's salad
You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.
Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.
Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
bachelor's salad by EDelo September 22, 2009
bachelieber
Fanbase of Michelle Bachelet, former President of Chile, who will seek a second mandate as President of Chile during the 2013 elections.
Marco Enríquez - "Will you vote Bachelet?
Francisco Vidal - "Of course".
Marco Enríquez - "You are a bachelieber".
Francisco Vidal - "Of course".
Marco Enríquez - "You are a bachelieber".
bachelieber by Mauricio G March 29, 2013
committed bachelor
A man going his own way, living for himself, declaring autonomy and rejecting the expected traditional role as protector and provider for the modern woman who increasingly insists she is independent and equal while demanding more money, privileges and programs from the government and other institutions.
committed bachelor by Autonymous August 23, 2014
bachelor hibernation
The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments
Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation
bachelor hibernation by white choc March 1, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026