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(BROS + VSCO). BRYSCOS are a group of particularly affluent young males (funded by their fathers) made up of equal parts gay or straight but all vibin in the same crowd. Characteristics of this group entails a blended style of equal parts bro + androgynous. This equates to a blended style of bro culture living with a more laid-back style similar to vsco girls. This would practically look like a group of dudes wearing oversized prewash cotton T-shirts, a fratty short short of some kind (sweat shorts are reported to be the number one choice), adidas or vans, anklets here and there, shark-tooth necklaces, and shark watches, with all wearing adidas or university ballcaps. You'll prolly catch them all riffing off how they "totally caught some sick gnar" while surfing last week. They also might have some A$AP or Tame Impala slammin in the background. Their I.G. feed will be blown up with pics of all of them taking "bro" trips, "exploring" the city, surfing, or chillin around the campfire. BRYSCO'S are more often than not, named: 1) Bryson; 2) Dan; 3) Omar; 4) Grayson; 5) Matt; 6) An Asian named Kevin; 7) Ross; 8) Hasan; 9) Dallas; 10) and lastly, Malik. NOTE: ALL OF THEM HANG OUT IN A PACK.
Look at those dudes... They're a pack of total BRYSCOs.
BRYSCO by rvh8991 November 8, 2019
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A Bryston is another word for a cult leader. A Bryston can be defined as a very charismatic leader who provides their followers with acceptance, security, and acceptance. Brystons must be dynamic, charismatic, convincing and extremely attractive. Brystons are master manipulators, experts at distorting the narrative to fit their own agenda. They know how to pick events and can selectively recall things in such a way that makes you question your own memory. They will intentionally distort what you're trying to say for their own purposes. If you ever meet a Bryston and he decides to be in control of you, your life is over.
"What is your honest opinion about Bryston?"
"Extremely attractive"
Bryston by jack:):):) July 14, 2022
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Dirty Bryson 

The act of attempting to explain real estate to your partner while having sexual relations just to realize there's no one there.
My dude bragging about his night out but all he did was a dirty Bryson.
Dirty Bryson by CashFlow01 July 17, 2021

Bryson Tiller

The God of R&B every girls go-to artists for break ups and sht but his lyrics are out of this world 🔥🔥🔥🔥 TRAPSOUL does really crack code. HeS also known as Pen Griffey, God Tiller, Young Tiller
Friend 1 : Im in my Bryson Tiller mood

Friend 2: GOD TILLER VibeZzzzz
Bryson Tiller by CMforReal June 13, 2019

fat boyscout 

A person (mainly a fat boy) who always seeks the approval (and rewards) of his elders and betters by doing good deeds, sometimes to show off to what few friends he has
That Charlie's a right fat boyscout, always offering to trim Mrs Grannysmith's hedge whenever he sees her!
fat boyscout by Doddi September 15, 2007

Bryson Tiller

A singer and rapper from Louisville, Kentucky. He has collabrated with many notable artists such as Drake, DJ Khaled, Rihanna, etc. He is also known as Pen Griffey. His musical genres include R&B, hip-hop, and soul music.

Watch him become the next King of R&B.
Me: "Bryson Tiller just dropped the deluxe for A N N I V E R S A R Y!"
Friend: (starts crying)
Me: "Bitc- I know he's superior and all but this is too much."
Friend: "I LOVE BRYSON!" (continues crying)
Me: "Can't disagree with that."
Bryson Tiller by HeheheheJK March 7, 2021

bryson tiller

one of the most lyrically amazing rappers in the game, bomb asf and tatted up. has a girl daughter named Harley and she is adorable. been through struggles and is now on top. also my husband
BRYSON TILLER, ALSO KNOWN AS PEN GRIFFEY IS THE SHIT.
bryson tiller by bibislays July 5, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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