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hey guys its me, the only resident of brisco. lol.
nobody thinks this is an actual town. we have a waterfall. and a mill. thats bout it.
Guy 1: wheres a good cake shop?
Guy 2: brisco

Guy 1: cool.
Brisco by cakedaddy July 7, 2019
Satans Bestfreind so don't mess with him. Also the best person in the world.
Your mom
Brisco by Satan March 18, 2004

Wally Up a Brisco 

Verb. A general reaction to being fired, dumped, or dissed in which the offended party embarks on an alcohol-fueled revenge plot involving legal recourse, defamation, and even violence or vandalism.
Employee #1: Hey did you hear Pat got the ax? HR came up and watched her clean out her desk!

Employee #2: Damn, dude. I bet she's gonna wally up a brisco.
Wally Up a Brisco by nikolabc March 13, 2013

Seth Brisco 

The God of the new world. Was PROM KING.
Seth - LOLZ I AM GOD. Seth Brisco!
Eira- I iz a man
Seth- I DID THAT.
Seth Brisco by fullfire55 October 16, 2008

bristol pusher 

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.
The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.
bristol pusher by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019
To give a long, pointless rant to someone of superior knowledge to yourself, all the while never looking them in the eyes and being continually hypocritical.
I brissoned Jake and he didn't know if I was being serious or not.

My boss keeps brissoning me, so I don't listen to a word she says.

I tried to brisson her back, but it's like her native language!

She brissioned the hell out of her subordinates at a weekly meeting.
Brisson by Ryan Tacker February 9, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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