Ohh look its brisco the rapping rapper!
by yasoudaosudas March 24, 2008
Satans Bestfreind so don't mess with him. Also the best person in the world.
by Satan March 18, 2004
Briscoes are a specific breed of human being. Originating in Scotland, Briscoes eventually migrated to the U.S. and found the Southeast coast of Florida to have sufficient exposure to sunlight and greenery. Avid fishermen, poker players, lacrosse athletes, gifted speakers, intelligent students, engineers, sushi chefs, piano players, digital artists, writers, watch connoisseurs, travelers, cigar smokers, whiskey drinkers, thespians, golfers, exquisite lovers, orders their Manhattan straight up and with a blue cheese olive, Briscoes have been known to mask their suave and multifaceted personalities with a façade to increase the surprise one receives when meeting a Briscoe. Briscoe's tend to be cute, and cuddly, but definitely not forces to be reckoned with. Their cool demeanor in times of stress communicate a quiet fury, and demonstrates their evolutionary prowess, their near genetic perfection. Brain normally beats brawn; however, Briscoes have evolved to develop both in large quantities. Briscoes are bastions of character and values that the population ought to admire, revere, and emulate. Men, take note. Ladies, take cover. Briscoes are spreading and growing in numbers. Be prepared when you meet a Briscoe.
"There can only be one true Briscoe family"

"Briscoe taught me how to spearfish!"

"You wouldn't know it, but Briscoe loves Billy Joel"
by Christopher Rone December 10, 2016
A very sexy female that everyone wants, but only selected individuals can get. Or a Bitch
Wow! That guy is so popular I bet he gets all the Briscoes
by OneDollarFootLong June 21, 2014
The God of the new world. Was PROM KING.
Seth - LOLZ I AM GOD. Seth Brisco!
Eira- I iz a man
by fullfire55 August 27, 2008
Something that is very likely to happen.

It is referring to the New Zealand homewares store Briscoes, and the fact that they have a sale almost everyday, and that it would be very unlikely for there not to be one. The iconic Briscoes Lady often presents these sales on TV.
"Will she be angry?"
"Yup, thats more likely than a Briscoes Sale."
by benrad February 10, 2019
Isaiah Briscoe recorded a video of himself fucking a pillow and another video of him humping his mattress while making sexual faces and listening to porn. In one of the videos he came on his stomach after lifting the pillow. He accidentally posted these to his snapchat story when he meant to send it to his girlfriend. Briscoe's goes means the person has to hump the first thing they see and the last person to do it is gay with Isaiah briscoe.
"Briscoe's goes" said Dom
"Doing it" said Dylan
"L Jason was last he's gay with Isaiah Briscoe" said Chris

"Fuck me" said Jason
by alfred1232 April 18, 2018