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BRONSYN

A bossy mother fucker who thinks they are the best at everything. It’s ok for him to do something to you, but if you do it to them it’s the end of the world
He such a Bronsyn
by Turtlesquadog all day September 17, 2017
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Tragic Bronson

The Word Tragic Bronson was made up by Shaq to make fun of JaVale McGee as he fails a fast break. Also to make fun of other big men who fail a fast break.
Tragic Bronson Alert I repeat Tragic Bronson Alert
by Taction December 17, 2017
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Tragic Bronson

Tragic Bonson is a play on the name and player Earving "Magic" Johnson who is a famous basketball player and one of the greatest Point Guards of the Lakers back when they were a good team. A Tragic Bronson means a basketball player in the NBA is so bad at the game they can barely dribble the ball. It usually happens when a player has a fastbreak chance but is in shock of the current circumstance.
Tragic Bronson Alert! I repeat, Tragic Bronson Alert!
by xrazbry May 1, 2018
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frosty bronson

I'm so fucking thirsty, I need a frosty bronson.
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Bronwyn

A word describing the most beautiful of all beautiful women. Bronwyns tend to be kind, sweet, and absolutely loyal. They have an aura of innocence but they have an inner freak only a select few are worthy of experiencing. A Bronwyn tends to have a lot of friends, as they are extremely likeable, but only will allow a select few to see her inner soul in all its grandeur. If you are lucky to meet a Bronwyn, it is worth the time and effort it takes to earn her trust, because she is a rare find and a goddess among women. If you do manage to find one, she will usually be in the company of friends with extremely protective qualities, as the Bronwyn's extreme kindness can often be mistaken for weakness. But don't let that fool you. Bronwyns are as smart as they are beautiful and kind, and she will not stand for your bullshit.
"Holy shit, guys. My life purpose is complete and I can die happy, because I think I saw a Bronwyn the other day."
"No way! THE Bronwyn? Goddess among women, sunlight among darkness, angel among demons, mermaid among fish, supernova among space rocks? I might have believed you if you said 'unicorn' instead..."
by Wtfsrsly May 14, 2015
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Dirty Bronson

The act of pooing in a sock and beating poeple about the head and face with it.
That filty whore was not giving it up so I had to give here a Dirty Bronson.
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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Brosync

When two bro’s do the same thang
“Hey noog! That orange fanta is good AF man!”
“Just bought a crate ser, Brosync much!”
by DocNebuchadnezzar April 29, 2021
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