Bronsoning

While watching any film in the Death Wish series you close your hand into a fist extending your index finger straight out and arching your thumb upwards so your hand resembles a gun. In this position you insert the mock barrel (index finger) into the vagina or anus and then you make sounds like you are firing a gun.

I was bronsoning my girlfriend's ass while we watched Death Wish II.

by Bronson Wishes August 17, 2019

Bronsoning

Technical telling of the truth by means of omission of facts, when in fact the entire picture would be a lie.

By way of Bronsoning, he was not lying, because he left out key details.

by Fiveeighteen May 13, 2025

Bransoning

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"

Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet

by RawrXDXD March 11, 2017

Bensoning

The act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".

Bro A: How'd that date go last night?
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.

by Elusive Raequan December 10, 2012

Brooning

Two hetrosexual males (bros) lying down together on their sides (spooning) for nothing more than a bit of company and comfort.

Dave: Man I'm so tired.
Rick: Me too brah.
Dave: Fancy a spot of brooning old chap?
Rick: Oh for shizzly, just don't tell my wife, she wouldn't understand.

by 8007H August 22, 2012

Bronsonite

The hardest material known to man.

Charles Bronson is made of pure Bronsonite.

by Face Stabber September 11, 2005

Bronsonian

When you squint your eyes and talk through your teeth with a tough, yet nasally tone, ala Charles Bronson.

An example of Bronsonian speak:

Bronson Child: Hey ma, I want some cookies!
Bronson Mom: No dice.
Bronson Child: Dis ain't ovah.

by saulgoode42 January 16, 2008