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Bronlyn is a girl that is often mistaken for anybody named "Branwen" or "Branwyn," when, in fact, her parents just wanted to screw her for life by giving her a name nobody understands. She is a very sweet person, and generally is very tall and a brunette. She also has horrible taste in dudes, and often falls for fuckboys and attracts creepy old moonshine men.
Guy 1: Did you see Bronlyn last night?
Guy 2: Yeah she's a fricken bug kween!!!
Bronlyn by oompaloompass July 9, 2018
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A girl that is very pretty on the inside but not so much on the inside. Doesn't care how she looks. Gets picked on for how tall she is even though it's a benefit. Most people are mean because they are jelly of her. Loves both cats and dogs. Very smart. Very few friends but they are good ones. Usually brown haired.
That Bronlyn is sooooo tall. I'd love to meet her.
bronlyn by DONT_STOP_83 March 10, 2016
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A word describing the most beautiful of all beautiful women. Bronwyns tend to be kind, sweet, and absolutely loyal. They have an aura of innocence but they have an inner freak only a select few are worthy of experiencing. A Bronwyn tends to have a lot of friends, as they are extremely likeable, but only will allow a select few to see her inner soul in all its grandeur. If you are lucky to meet a Bronwyn, it is worth the time and effort it takes to earn her trust, because she is a rare find and a goddess among women. If you do manage to find one, she will usually be in the company of friends with extremely protective qualities, as the Bronwyn's extreme kindness can often be mistaken for weakness. But don't let that fool you. Bronwyns are as smart as they are beautiful and kind, and she will not stand for your bullshit.
"Holy shit, guys. My life purpose is complete and I can die happy, because I think I saw a Bronwyn the other day."
"No way! THE Bronwyn? Goddess among women, sunlight among darkness, angel among demons, mermaid among fish, supernova among space rocks? I might have believed you if you said 'unicorn' instead..."
Bronwyn by Wtfsrsly May 14, 2015

bronwynn 

An amazing girl who loves food. She's drop dead gorgeous and sometimes wonders why her name has two ends at the end. But likes it that way. In the beginning love is a bit of a struggle but soon to be changed. She's crazy at times and a loveable person. A Bronwynn day dreams. A lot. If you ever meet a Bronwynn, you'll definitely want to be friends with her. I can garuntee you that.
Booty me down Bronwynn
bronwynn by Boooooooonnnnn January 3, 2014
There goes Bronwyn again, can never fully read her...
Bronwyn by _888_ July 10, 2019

Bronwyn's life blog 

A YouTube channel by the best person ever
Bronwyn's life blog is the best i watch her videos everyday
meaning; woman with a heart after God. She loves her coffee the color of her skin and she simply adores chocolate. She is loyal to her friends and family. She is blessed and growing. Most men like a bronwyn, because she's intelligent, sexy, articulate, dresses to the 9s, has a gorgeous smile, loves to laugh, and there are so many other things to love about her. She is the best friend that anyone could ever hope to have. If you have a Brownyn and you are far from her, you will suffer some misery because you miss her so much.
Person 1: I saw this girl at church today...

Person 2: Was she all that and a bag of chips?

Person 1: Oh YEAH...she was a Bronwyn!
Bronwyn by unathijags February 3, 2010
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