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British slang for cannabis
"Pass me the bonse and i'll make one", "None for me i'm already too bonsed"
BONSE by didilysquat August 11, 2009
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A bonse is most commonly known as your head.
It can also be used to describe somebody who is a bit of a thick shit!
i.e Tony Blair is a bit of a bonse...
bonse by Two Bored Little Boys June 27, 2006

bonse aba 

The most insane insult ever created.
Carson - "Good job guys."
Ms. Karam - "Carson, do you think what you have to say is more important than what I have to say?"
Jake - "Carson got bonse aba-ed."
bonse aba by nevinjoyce October 2, 2018

Bonse Aba 

A poison that can kill plants and animals in approximately one minute. It can cause cardiac arrest and paralysis.
The plants are dead. Must be Bonse Aba.
Bonse Aba by Quentin Mundy October 25, 2018

Vanilla Bone Daddy 

A white man who uses his vanilla schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass chocolate poontang.
Is Scott still banging that cute black girl? I think she's turning him into her vanilla bone daddy!

bone a phone 

A slang term for a man's penis, frequently used in a sexual or humorous context and particularly favored by musicians.
Sarah can't play guitar worth shit but she's quite a virtuoso on the ol' bone a phone.
bone a phone by hnoss April 6, 2017

Bone barrel 

"Hey babe, why don't you put that big 'ol bone into my bone barrel" - L
Bone barrel by thewhitegandhi November 4, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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