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adj.
Used to describe the state of someone who is drunk beyond belief.
Adam was bonsed last night, he chundered all over some bloke's shoes when he went for a piss.
Bonsed by Matthew Quinn March 26, 2009
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British slang for cannabis
"Pass me the bonse and i'll make one", "None for me i'm already too bonsed"
BONSE by didilysquat August 11, 2009
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When a person still acts the way they do even though they know what other people think of them.
Used in a negative way.

Messy or just doesn't care in a bad way.
Person A: Look at that bowsed kid over there.
Person B: Yeah his hair is so bowsed.
Bowsed by Froge#2221 June 20, 2021

über boned 

Royally screwed, significantly fucked, boned in the ass, so screwed, shafted, totally fucked
Those guys are either going to kill you or use you as bait, either way you're über boned.
über boned by RyNb83 February 4, 2014

Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

we're boned 

to be screwed. (not sexually)
To be said in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.
fry "i'll fly the ship"
bender "we're boned."
we're boned by castle May 24, 2006

bonedeath 

near death experience or fracturing of bones.
"That wipeout was BONEDEATH!!!!"
bonedeath by nat & emma March 30, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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