Bonsed

adj.
Used to describe the state of someone who is drunk beyond belief.

Adam was bonsed last night, he chundered all over some bloke's shoes when he went for a piss.

by Matthew Quinn March 26, 2009

BONSE

British slang for cannabis

"Pass me the bonse and i'll make one", "None for me i'm already too bonsed"

by didilysquat August 11, 2009

Bowsed

When a person still acts the way they do even though they know what other people think of them.
Used in a negative way.

Messy or just doesn't care in a bad way.

Person A: Look at that bowsed kid over there.
Person B: Yeah his hair is so bowsed.

by Froge#2221 June 20, 2021

über boned

Royally screwed, significantly fucked, boned in the ass, so screwed, shafted, totally fucked

Those guys are either going to kill you or use you as bait, either way you're über boned.

by RyNb83 February 4, 2014

Ponce de Le-bóned

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.

Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned

by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

we're boned

to be screwed. (not sexually)
To be said in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.

fry "i'll fly the ship"
bender "we're boned."

by castle May 24, 2006

bonedeath

near death experience or fracturing of bones.

"That wipeout was BONEDEATH!!!!"

by nat & emma March 30, 2009