Briscoes are a specific breed of human being. Originating in
Scotland, Briscoes eventually migrated to the U.S. and found the Southeast coast of
Florida to have sufficient exposure to sunlight and greenery. Avid fishermen, poker players,
lacrosse athletes, gifted speakers, intelligent students, engineers, sushi chefs,
piano players, digital artists, writers, watch connoisseurs, travelers, cigar smokers, whiskey drinkers, thespians, golfers, exquisite lovers, orders their Manhattan straight up and with a blue cheese
olive, Briscoes have been known to
mask their suave and multifaceted personalities with a façade to increase the surprise
one receives when meeting a Briscoe. Briscoe's tend to be cute, and cuddly, but definitely not forces to be reckoned with. Their cool demeanor in times of stress communicate a quiet fury, and demonstrates their evolutionary prowess, their near genetic perfection. Brain normally beats brawn; however, Briscoes have evolved to develop both in large quantities. Briscoes are bastions of character and values that the population ought to admire, revere, and emulate.
Men, take note. Ladies, take cover. Briscoes are spreading and growing in numbers. Be prepared when you meet a Briscoe.
