BEEF BARN

A woman who will take it in ANY ORPHUS!!! Any day, any time, anywhere.

Tim and his buddies were sitting around chatting, when I heard them say "Damn, Stacy is a total BEEF BARN!! I cant believe she fucked us all in the same day!!!!"

by osubeefbarn November 15, 2009

Beef Barnacles

A disease riddled cock. Like barnacles on the hull of a boat, it's all cankered up with venereal/genital warts.

The last time I banged a street whore I ended up with beef barnacles.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

beef barnacle

Labia, the ladies' clam.

Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,

"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*

by freedomfighters June 30, 2008