freedomfighters's definitions

obsequently

Reaction(s) that happen both in a quite apparent fashion, simultaneously or possibly in sequence, but because of directly, or made possible by the fact that both related actions are rooted reactions of the same initial action, yet directly influence the outcome of 'one or another/each other.'

There were 8 friends who all hated each other; bill, jeff, jill, jim, john, joe, jack, jane, and stephanie.

Bill hated jeff and jill.

Jeff
Bill<

Jill
Jeff hated jim.
Jill hated john

Jim

Jeff/
Bill<

Jill\

John
John hated joe
Jim hated jack

Jim

Jeff/ \Jack
Bill< >Stephanie

Jill\ /Joe

John
Now imagine Bill slapping jeff and jill because he hates them, Jeff and Jill slap Jim and John because they hate them, Jim and John slap Jack and Joe because they hate them, and Jack and Joe both slap Stephanie because they hate her.

A person may use the actions of Jack and Joe as obsequently occuring incidents because both were caused by apparently the same intial action, and both are related to each other on the basis of outcome, influence, and direct influence between the initial action and the consequently related reaction.

by freedomfighters January 1, 2010

get drained

"To get fucked up!"

Dude 1: "I'm gonna fucking get drained tonight dude."
Dude 2: "Right there with ya"

by freedomfighters January 2, 2009

campbait

That one person you bring camping only because they get all the mosquitos when they're around.

"We're going camping this weekend, wanna come?"
"Sure, can I invite my ex as campbait?"
"Good Idea! This is going to be great!"

by freedomfighters August 26, 2008

skin curtains

What the labia resembles after a good blistering-hard fuck.

"Take that! I'm going to turn your vag into skin curtains!

by freedomfighters June 30, 2008

beef barnacle

Labia, the ladies' clam.

Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,

"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*

by freedomfighters June 30, 2008

krupesh

Kru: Testicles
Pesh: Shit

Cum-shit, the leakage of a woman's asshole after a good hard pounding.

"After I got done beating her bumper some serial krupesh was dripping from her stink star."

by freedomfighters June 30, 2008

Thundercunt

Main Entry: thun·der·cunt
Pronunciation: /-cunt/
Function: noun

1 a : used to describe a female whose personality contains certain traits not pleasing to men, most commonly used in place of targeted victim's name.
1 b : usually one who's personality includes but is not limited to the following traits: control freak, pushiness, bipolar, gonorrhea, republican, judgemental, bitchiness, preparation H, the bible, vaginal antifungal cream, hypocritical, excessive nagging

Barbara Streisand: "I'm a total cunt and I hate men!"
Ann Coulter: "Fuck you bitch! Your a cockmongrel who hates America!"
Judge Judy: "Fist my ass now slimy thundercunt!"
Ann Coulter: "I eat fetus's!"

by freedomfighters June 18, 2008