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best explained as a way to describe prissy faggot men (usually in their twenties) who work at Hot Topic and take way too much pride in their work ($170.03 per week).

These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status)

History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees
Tacky H.T.E. : "Need help finding anything?"
Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks."
Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help."
H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb."
Tacky H.T.E. : "What?"
Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."
by freedomfighters June 18, 2008
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That one person you bring camping only because they get all the mosquitos when they're around.
"We're going camping this weekend, wanna come?"
"Sure, can I invite my ex as campbait?"
"Good Idea! This is going to be great!"
by freedomfighters July 30, 2008
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"To get fucked up!"
Dude 1: "I'm gonna fucking get drained tonight dude."
Dude 2: "Right there with ya"
by freedomfighters January 3, 2009
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Main Entry: thun·der·cunt
Pronunciation: /-cunt/
Function: noun

1 a : used to describe a female whose personality contains certain traits not pleasing to men, most commonly used in place of targeted victim's name.
1 b : usually one who's personality includes but is not limited to the following traits: control freak, pushiness, bipolar, gonorrhea, republican, judgemental, bitchiness, preparation H, the bible, vaginal antifungal cream, hypocritical, excessive nagging
Barbara Streisand: "I'm a total cunt and I hate men!"
Ann Coulter: "Fuck you bitch! Your a cockmongrel who hates America!"
Judge Judy: "Fist my ass now slimy thundercunt!"
Ann Coulter: "I eat fetus's!"
by freedomfighters June 18, 2008
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Reaction(s) that happen both in a quite apparent fashion, simultaneously or possibly in sequence, but because of directly, or made possible by the fact that both related actions are rooted reactions of the same initial action, yet directly influence the outcome of 'one or another/each other.'
There were 8 friends who all hated each other; bill, jeff, jill, jim, john, joe, jack, jane, and stephanie.

Bill hated jeff and jill.


Jeff hated jim.
Jill hated john




John hated joe
Jim hated jack


Jeff/ \Jack
Bill< >Stephanie

Jill\ /Joe

Now imagine Bill slapping jeff and jill because he hates them, Jeff and Jill slap Jim and John because they hate them, Jim and John slap Jack and Joe because they hate them, and Jack and Joe both slap Stephanie because they hate her.

A person may use the actions of Jack and Joe as obsequently occuring incidents because both were caused by apparently the same intial action, and both are related to each other on the basis of outcome, influence, and direct influence between the initial action and the consequently related reaction.
by freedomfighters January 1, 2010
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The Lone Testicle.

Used to describe the single testicle sported by those less fortunate souls. When used in plural (gangsters) meaning both testicles.

Can also be substituted for gangsta(s)
Drunk Man: "I've got two gangstas holdin up my gun."
Drunk Woman: "Would you please let me caress your gangsters with my tongue until you jizz on my forehead?"


Man 1: "Did you know Doug only had one gangster?"
Man 2: "What are you talking about?"
Man 1: "He had a herniated testicle, that is until he had the operation and got it pull down."
Man 2: "No way!"
Man 1: "You might say his balls have finally dropped."
Man 2: "That's awesome. lol"
Man 1: "You can call him frankennut n - dude did you just say 'lol'? You're fucking stupid"
by freedomfighters June 19, 2008
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