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a person so dry that he can be solely responsible for the expanding land mass of the sahara or gobi, droughts in developing nations and the reason why the british government has brought in the water meter. Moans constantly, shops exclusively at Gap and thinks he's a better golfer than Tiger Woods. Also disguises himself as Bradley Branning (Eastenders character) and Gregg Wallace (Masterchef judge)
Damn man, that reefer i just blazed has left me with a mouth as dry as BBsmo's chat.
BBsmo by El Pid May 6, 2008
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Pepto Bismol 

The most obscene commercial jingle ever!
Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!
Pepto Bismol by Yelsew Foolface April 11, 2005
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BBsmo • bismo • bbso • bosmo • bbcmonster • BBMOAT • BBmoney_ • bbmoron • bbsm • BBsmell
Biggest Bitch Move Of All Time
Chris: Hey, I was trying to think of a name for that large trench I dug around my home and then filled with little metal spherical pellets...
Peter: BBMOAT!
Chris: Thanks, that's a great suggestion!...oh, I was also trying to remember the name of that new jazz/blues guitarist who had named himself after that old guitarist who had a similar style...
Peter: BBMOAT!
Chris: Thanks man! That's right! Oh, do you remember what my stuttering, ebonics-speaking neighbor said to me last year when he suggested that I be a ditch for Halloween?
Peter: BBMOAT!
Chris: Oh yeah! Thanks a lot. Oh, I wanted to apologize for last week when I visited the city that you live in, was there for a week, neglected to call you when I got there even though I had previously said I would, and then when you finally got in touch with me, refused to come hang with me because it was 'too far'.
Peter: Oh yeah...that was a pretty bitch move.
BBMOAT by Nicholas D October 14, 2006

Pepto Bismopolitan

Pepto Bismol and Jim Bean or any other whiskey type spirit, as enjoyed in the 1992 Remake Cape Fear of the similarly titled 1962 movie.
or more recently during a Dave Chapelle hosted episode of SNL

The two liquids, due to not being similar in thickness, won't mix therefor leaving Them separate on top of each other, and looking like a rusty pink Cadillac.

Recipe:
1 container of any size; a whiskey glass for instance

Pepto Bismol, any amount.
Cheap Whiskey, any mount.

Directions:
grab container
add Pepto add Whiskey

if tasting bad add More whiskey
If tasting worse
Add more whiskey

enjoy.
Yeah, I'll be having a Pepto Bismopolitan, As i'm having the turboshits and a desire for drunkness

pepto-bismol 

NASUEA HEARTBURN INDIGESTION UPSET STOMACH DIARRHEA YAY Pepto-bismol

Medicine that cures those ^
I need some pepto-bismol.
The worst kind of filipinos, they are not just incredibly stupid with low IQ, but arrogant, petty, and useless as well. They are the supporters of the tyrannical and murdering marcoses, the very ugly political family of the failed dictator ferdinand marcos.
I know someone who is a bbmoron, he is very stupid and useless.
bbmoron by disentengpinoy June 9, 2022

Bobsmopolitan 

That dudes doesn't look gay, but his drink sure does, must be a Bobsmopolitan...
Bobsmopolitan by Spindog April 28, 2011
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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