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anything innocuous and curative
Don't worry about valerian - it's completely Pepto.
pepto by Victoria December 10, 2003

pepto klepto 

someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.
Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.

Pepto Jizmol 

n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.
Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet
Pepto Jizmol by SkoalReaver December 1, 2010

Pepto Diarrhea

Similar to Pepto Bismol, Pepto Diarrhea is for those people who have abnormally liquidy diarrhea
Friend: Man Brooke, you seem like you need some Pepto Diarrhea
Brooke: I know:( I ordered some last night
Pepto Diarrhea by russianprincesso1 November 12, 2019

Pepto Bismol 

The most obscene commercial jingle ever!
Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!
Pepto Bismol by Yelsew Foolface April 11, 2005

Pepto Bismopolitan

Pepto Bismol and Jim Bean or any other whiskey type spirit, as enjoyed in the 1992 Remake Cape Fear of the similarly titled 1962 movie.
or more recently during a Dave Chapelle hosted episode of SNL

The two liquids, due to not being similar in thickness, won't mix therefor leaving Them separate on top of each other, and looking like a rusty pink Cadillac.

Recipe:
1 container of any size; a whiskey glass for instance

Pepto Bismol, any amount.
Cheap Whiskey, any mount.

Directions:
grab container
add Pepto add Whiskey

if tasting bad add More whiskey
If tasting worse
Add more whiskey

enjoy.
Yeah, I'll be having a Pepto Bismopolitan, As i'm having the turboshits and a desire for drunkness
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