a person so dry that he can be solely responsible for the expanding land mass of the sahara or gobi, droughts in developing nations and the reason why the british government has brought in the water meter. Moans constantly, shops exclusively at Gap and thinks he's a better golfer than Tiger Woods. Also disguises himself as Bradley Branning (Eastenders character) and Gregg Wallace (Masterchef judge)
Damn man, that reefer i just blazed has left me with a mouth as dry as BBsmo's chat.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)