B syndrome 

When a very beautiful or gorgeous highschool girl only dates guys from her highschool that happen to be the fuggliest people around but she swears they are attractive.

Girl 1: “Omg did you see who Annelise is dating??”
Girl 2: “Wait is it that really ugly guy from 3rd period”

Girl 1: “yessss her standards are in the depths of hell”
Girl 2: “she could do so much better like she looks like a model”
Girl 1: “she has a case of b syndrome”

B syndrome by rerebae101 September 3, 2023

P.O.B syndrome 

Pain Of Balls syndrome
The pain in your testicals after having a mega boner for roughly 3 hours in your pants, due to the fact that the girl doesn't want to have sex or even touch your junk

I had P.O.B syndrome last night, my girl friend wouldn't even touch my dick, i couldn't walk for 3 hours it hurt so much.

P.O.B syndrome by cock master flex the 3rd June 20, 2011

Lowercase b syndrome 

When a person ,usually short and with a heavyset/ rounder body type is attracted to someone taller and slimmer. When they are next to each other their silhouette forms a lowercase “b”

Why is someone 5f5 and never works out attracted to only tall slim girls?
He must have lowercase b syndrome

Lowercase b syndrome by Larrikin87 April 20, 2021

E & B syndrome 

Indicating high magnitude ignorance and/or ineptitude - Not knowing one's Elbow from one's Backside.

Microsoft Word's automagic spelling checker/correcter displays a serious example of E & B Syndrome; especially when it changes - on the run - something as simple and useful as "accident prone area" to "accident porn area."

E & B syndrome by OzoneBoy May 19, 2018

B.A.L.B Syndrome 

B.A.L.B Syndrome commonly occurs when an individual that you know exhibits symptoms of "Being A Little Bitch."

Symptoms include:

Bitching for NO reason

Bitching about LITTLE things

Bitching because they are just a BITCH

Example 1:

Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.

Person 2: Aww dude, that sucks. How long have you been dating her?

Person 1: Dude, like a week and a half, I think love her.

Person 2: Wow dude, you got B.A.L.B syndrome.

Example 2:
Person 1: YO! Let's Go Now! I'm calling an FTB night!

Person 2: Sorry man, I got things to do tonight. We'll chill tomorrow.

Person 1: Wow are you fucking serious? This is bullshit! (leaves angrily)

Person 2: I think they prescribe medication for that B.A.L.B Syndrome.

B.A.L.B Syndrome by the awesome couple September 23, 2012

l.t.f.b.s syndrome 

LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULL SHIT SYNDROME

Yes Sir your honer I was going to show up for the hearing last month for your hearing but my L.T.F.B.S SYNDROME WAS REALLY acting up everytime I tried to come in.

l.t.f.b.s syndrome by markantwhite August 23, 2015

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome 

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks

"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome by MaxZEro October 1, 2005