Skip to main content
A Bünzli is a conservative Swiss man.

He:
-is named Urs, Hans, Hansjörg, Kurt, Paul, Ueli or Sepp
-prays 5 times a day to Christoph Blocher
-his favorite songs are "Welcome to SVP" and the Swiss anthem

-says "gopferdammi" (goddammit) when he is upset
-French and Italian speaking Swiss aren't Swiss to him
-SRF (Swiss Radio and Television) are his CNN (Fake News!)
- hates people from cities
-doesn't speak English or only with a strong accent (search "ueli maurer cnn" for an example)
-Oh look at that guy with the Edelweiss-shirt over there!
-Yeah, that's a real Bünzli!
Bünzli by ap2212gh October 20, 2019
Words you can keep
Bezeichnung für Schweizer ( auf Jugendsprache ) ( personen die einen Schweizerpass besitzen )
Huere bünzli, bisch du en bünzli?
bünzli by bünzli October 3, 2020
Related Words

bunslinger

A term used to refer to people in the American Old West who had gained a reputation of being dangerous with a rabbit held at their side, always ready for a bun fight.
He was definitely a bunslinger you wouldn’t wanna mess with!
bunslinger by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
V. To prank someone gently, randomly, and inexplicably.
He said "Somebody just sent me an enormous can of peanuts through inter office mail." She replied "Somebody bunzled you."
bunzl by Anthony and Melissa October 16, 2013

Bunzitos 

Someone who is mad puss. A person who avoids any confrontation, physical or not. Their overall demeanor is that of a pansy.
Person 1: Today I am going play my guitar while sipping on some wine.

Person 2:....Bunzitos
Bunzitos by shaolinstangler July 3, 2009

bundling 

Historically an old English/Pennsylvania Dutch term for courting in the 19th century where the boy and the girl would sleep over at the parents home in the same bed supposedly without having sex (good luck with that). This was to encourage the boy to stay and marry their daughter.

A more contemporary scenario would be the acceptance by the girl's parents that their daughter is sleeping with her boyfriend in the parents home with the hope that the boy will stick around and make an honest woman of her.
Bob and Jan have committed to bundling even though their parents haven't fully accepted the idea yet.

Jan's Dad says, "Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free." But by accepting bundling Jan's Dad knows Jan is safe and who she is with.

Bob's mom will make them have separate bedrooms. While not exactly bundling, Jan can sleep over at Bob's mom's house.

bundling 

A procedure where a couple spend the night together, fully clothed, and engage in heavy petting. Common amongst the lower classes of 19th century Britain, the term still survives, alongside the practise in some rural areas, typically in the north. It has come to mean a synonym for dry sex in some parts.
"Oh, she was off bundling last night"
bundling by hutchmeister September 30, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next