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Buzzlightyear 

in verb form: the process of being pulled over and/or being caught offguard by an unmarked police car
sefl-evident, but "It sucks when you are driving and suddenly get buzzlightyeared."
Buzzlightyear by marty fin kellog October 4, 2005

buzzlightyear syndrome 

when a male believes that his stamina is that good that he can continue to please his woman to infinity and beyond!
I shagged my bird until i reached infinity and beyond ive been diagnosed with buzzlightyear syndrome

Buzz Lightyear 

At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum in her eye, shove a fishbowl over her face and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and scream "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to wipe the cum out of her eyes, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting it out of her eyes.

You have just succesfully accomplished the buzz lightyear.
"...So I took it out of her butt and gave her a Buzz Lightyear! God, that bitch wouldn't stop screaming. It was great."

I take no credit for this. This series of events was thought of by my good friend Devon. He's an awesome mother fucker. hah
Buzz Lightyear by dialkenken220 November 12, 2008

Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear

The correct team to be on. While some may be on Team Edward, or some on Team Jacob, Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear is the team for smart cinema goers.
Girl 1: TEAM JACOB!
Girl 2: TEAM EDWARD!

Smart Person: Fuck this shit! Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz Lightyear 

A legendary meme, a lol, a astronaut, a dog, a dinosaur, your mom, your toaster, everything!
“I yeeted Buzz lightyear threw the window

The Buzz Lightyear 

When a woman is blowing a man and just as he's about to cum, the woman gives him a swift uppercut to the nads, causing him to see stars and she bellows, "To infinity and beyond! as she is avalanched in a meteor shower of splooge.
Last night, I was blowing Phil and I was still upset with him for pulling an angry pirate on me the previous evening, so I gave him a wicked blowjob and finished it off with The Buzz Lightyear. That's my Toy Story.