Börkism 

An ancient Greek school of philosophy, founded in Athens by Börkur of Breiðholt, and his followers (564 BC). The school taught a theory, or a system of going through life in which retiring from society, living in social isolation, indulging in unhealthy food and collecting FUPA is celebrated. This is inspired for a variety of reasons, namely the Það incident.

After studying the writings of Börkur I have become a devout subscriber of Börkism

Börkism by Börkurfan_nr.1 September 22, 2018

Börkism 

An ancient Greek school of philosophy, founded in Athens by Börkur of Breiðholt, and his followers (564 BC). The school taught a theory, or a system of going through life in which retiring from society, living in social isolation, indulging in unhealthy food and collecting FUPA is celebrated. This is inspired for a variety of reasons, namely the Það incident.

After studying the writings of Börkur I have become a devout follower of Börkism.

Börkism by Börkurfan_nr.1 September 22, 2018

bordism 

A bordism is an equivalence relalation between maninfolds. Two n dimensional manifolds are bordant if their is an n+1 dimensional manifold whose boundary is the disjoint union of the two n dimensional manifolds

A pair of pants is a bordism between the circle and the disjoint union of two circles.

bordism by KoisterKloitch June 21, 2012

Borkis 

projectile vomit due to intoxication

1. Harb borkised last night!
2. Do you see all that borkis on the floor?! someone better clean that up before someone like Amber slips on it!

Borkis by kristiana & harb 4eva June 18, 2011

Borgism 

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

Borgism by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005

Burkism

Burkism is a religion followed by a small group in the region of Helensvale. It’s main belief is about mr Burke. There are 2 books displaying the sexy story’s that started life

Finney: what religion do you follow

Fast Eddie: I’m apart of burkism

Burkism by Da cocc October 14, 2019

borismoris_ 

borismoris_ (aka Sophie) has a huge obsession with Dr. Strange/ Benedict Cumberbatch (I don't blame her HES FINE ASH😩) She also needs MoM to come out RIGHT NOW! Aye and Marvel needs to send her an invitation to the MoM premiere ASAP. She also has an immaculate taste in music🤌

borismoris_ is the best marvel creator on tiktok<3

borismoris_ by Keekith April 15, 2022