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Borism

Borism - The transformation of elective parliamentary democracy to ruthless dictatorship in 5 stages:

1. The community taking over all the arms of government is always numerically tiny.
2. The creation of a nationwide campaign of fear or terror.
3. When people are badly frightened, they are extremely gullible. They will believe whatever they are told. Figures are cooked, statistics cobbled, research stultified, to endorse the death-is-everywhere message.
4. The assurance from the tiny group that they and only they can save us from a horrible fate, but only if we all abide by and obey a tidal wave of rules and regulations - no matter if these destroy the nation we once knew and loved. Fear, deliberately inspired fear, rules supreme.

There will always be dissenters, who must be dealt with.

5. Creation of a sort of secret police to spy, pounce and punish.
Broism, not Borism!”
by Option 22 October 2, 2020
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Doing a Boris

What Boris Johnson has just done while trying to become Prime Minister of the UK.

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all, leaving the house and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing "a Boris".
I just caught Johnny doing a Boris.
by LennyDipp June 30, 2016
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Boris Korsunsky

Boris Korsunsky is the definition of the smartest man alive. He is seen by tiny freshman to have god-like intellect and slightly bigger seniors as a pain in their GPAs. This, however, has nothing to do with his badminton abilities. Currently, he is in 5 different world cups for physics and badminton. He speaks gibberish to the common folks but to the smart, he just has a thick Russian accent.
The students had a Boris Korsunsky as a teacher. This made their lives very difficult.
by BorisFan120 December 6, 2019
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A Boris

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all. Leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing 'a Boris'.
'Did your mate end up with that bird?'
'Nah, he totally Boris'd it. Prick.'

'Are you going to take that job?'
'Maybe'
'Just don't do a boris, yeah?'
by whatleydude June 30, 2016
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Boris Johnson

A man who can't even adhere to his own covid guidelines.
Boris Johnson and his cronies put the UK in restrictions On Christmas 2020, yet he invites 100 people to a Christmas sesh to have some cheese and wine.
by UltimateDoge January 19, 2022
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Life of boris

You know the guy you look up to in life? He’s basic him but with lots more Slav much more hardbass and lots adidas
by meme_mastah November 3, 2018
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Boris Johnson

If seen to be copying someone else but in a worse manner. You could say they are and absolute Boris Johnson.
by Queenofrabat July 25, 2019
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