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A improbably large quantity of alcohol.
"Dude, that chick just drank like 3 finneys of jack"
Finney by mountaingeek September 30, 2009
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A beautiful girl who doesn't know how just how much she truly helps others.
"Oh my god, you see that? That's Finney."
to be kicked out of or not aloud into a party/event.
"dont be a finney.......let me in"
"man i just got finney'd "
Finney by jeffro w September 29, 2005
- a self-centered, ignorant girl who blames her problems on others. She is constantly seeking attention, claims outrageous situations that never happened did happen, and threatens to kill herself when she is really distracting from the people who actually need help. She's basically a bitch who advertises her false misery and annoying love for her boyfriend every five minutes on facebook, and needs to gtfo pronto.
Did she really threaten to commit suicide to show her boyfriend what a jerk he is? Yeah. What a Finney.
Finney by spartadom December 14, 2010
Finney is so slay
Finney by Rhearipleyslays August 20, 2022
FINNEY UR SO SLAY
Finney by Rhearipleyslays August 20, 2022

Finney Time 

When the god of soccer receives the ball and begins to physically and mentally rape the opposing team.
Jacob wasnt playing so well, but then it was Finney Time.
Finney Time by yellow yeti November 9, 2012
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