Borgism

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005

bordism

A bordism is an equivalence relalation between maninfolds. Two n dimensional manifolds are bordant if their is an n+1 dimensional manifold whose boundary is the disjoint union of the two n dimensional manifolds

A pair of pants is a bordism between the circle and the disjoint union of two circles.

by KoisterKloitch June 21, 2012

Börkism

An ancient Greek school of philosophy, founded in Athens by Börkur of Breiðholt, and his followers (564 BC). The school taught a theory, or a system of going through life in which retiring from society, living in social isolation, indulging in unhealthy food and collecting FUPA is celebrated. This is inspired for a variety of reasons, namely the Það incident.

After studying the writings of Börkur I have become a devout subscriber of Börkism

by Börkurfan_nr.1 September 22, 2018

borgasm

v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.


A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".

Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANO nano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep

by Stampy April 15, 2005

bongism

The stoner religion in which fellow stoner priests known as Ents are getting stoned and preaching the awesomeness to the Bongists.

Stoner#1: Dude

Stoner#2: Dude

Stoner#1: So I guess we believe in Bongism man

Stoner#2: Whoa a butterfly

Stoner#1: Whoa

by ThatSurferDude October 8, 2013

borismoris_

borismoris_ (aka Sophie) has a huge obsession with Dr. Strange/ Benedict Cumberbatch (I don't blame her HES FINE ASH😩) She also needs MoM to come out RIGHT NOW! Aye and Marvel needs to send her an invitation to the MoM premiere ASAP. She also has an immaculate taste in music🤌

borismoris_ is the best marvel creator on tiktok<3

by Keekith April 15, 2022

borgasm

a mediocre orgasm; one that is boring. Usually occurs when a woman's vagina is extremely wide or fugly. Also, when masturbating, the man is not very horny and is just trying to pass time.

"dude your girlfriend's so fucking fat and ugly, i just had a borgasm last night. it wasnt that great. find a hotter girlfriend so i can have a better time fucking her."

by mark from ohio and this is really awesome and funny April 6, 2008