Björkism 

A movement created by icelandic singer, songwriter and producer Björk Guðmundsdóttir on the exact moment she dropped her first single (1993).
Björkism is characterized by leaving aside other artists to only listen to Björk for hours. You basically praise her like a god

-Hey, what are you listening to?

+I’m listening Björk, I’m part of the Björkism movement!

Björkism by björkism October 29, 2021

Bjorkasm 

To, upon reaching sexual climax, utter amazing vocal stylings resembling a certain Icelandic singer

Neighbours were forced to stuff cotton balls in their cats ears every time the woman in 3c had another of her explosive Bjorkasms

Bjorkasm by Nonprophet July 6, 2005

Börkism 

An ancient Greek school of philosophy, founded in Athens by Börkur of Breiðholt, and his followers (564 BC). The school taught a theory, or a system of going through life in which retiring from society, living in social isolation, indulging in unhealthy food and collecting FUPA is celebrated. This is inspired for a variety of reasons, namely the Það incident.

After studying the writings of Börkur I have become a devout subscriber of Börkism

Börkism by Börkurfan_nr.1 September 22, 2018

Börkism 

An ancient Greek school of philosophy, founded in Athens by Börkur of Breiðholt, and his followers (564 BC). The school taught a theory, or a system of going through life in which retiring from society, living in social isolation, indulging in unhealthy food and collecting FUPA is celebrated. This is inspired for a variety of reasons, namely the Það incident.

After studying the writings of Börkur I have become a devout follower of Börkism.

Börkism by Börkurfan_nr.1 September 22, 2018