39 definitions by Cortana Dragoon

Prophet

Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.

If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.

by Cortana Dragoon July 3, 2005

McDonalds

A restaurant chain that would have been cool if not for all the lawsuits.

Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.

I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?

BRING BACK THE OLD-SCHOOL MCDONALD'S!

by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005

Adult Swim

A lineup of really good anime and comedy on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.

Every Saturday night I wait for Toonami to be over, then I watch Adult Swim.

by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005

Adult Swim

A pretty awesome show lineup on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.

"If you can't stand Toonami, just be patient. Adult Swim will come on in time." - me

by Cortana Dragoon July 3, 2005

Smiting Stick

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).

Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly

by Cortana Dragoon August 12, 2005

Muslim

A follower of the Islam religion.

Some Muslims use their faith as an excuse to kill innocents.

by Cortana Dragoon July 16, 2005

Tabasco

A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.

I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)

by Cortana Dragoon July 3, 2005