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The meaning of life is to create more life.

Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.
Should anything ever, ever interfere with this basic law of nature, we'd all be screwed.
by Cortana Dragoon July 02, 2005
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The bad-ass main villain of Final Fantasy VII.

In Advent Children, they made him look like a crack addict. Fuck them all.
If Sephiroth fought Master Chief, who'd win? - me
by Cortana Dragoon July 27, 2005
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An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.
I pity all you poor souls ;;
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005
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A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.
I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)
by Cortana Dragoon July 02, 2005
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What you need to live.

A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair
If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.
by Cortana Dragoon July 02, 2005
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Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).
Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly
by Cortana Dragoon August 11, 2005
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1. Slang for good, alright.
2. Popular.
3. Thinks they are all that.
1. Ocarina of Time was a cool game with some of the best graphics of the time, at the time.
2. Kellie is cool, she has all the guys in the palm of her hand.
3. Tiffani thinks she is cool, but all the guys think she is just lesbian.
by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005
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