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Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.
If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.
by Cortana Dragoon July 3, 2005
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A lineup of really good anime and comedy on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.
Every Saturday night I wait for Toonami to be over, then I watch Adult Swim.
by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005
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A pretty awesome show lineup on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.
"If you can't stand Toonami, just be patient. Adult Swim will come on in time." - me
by Cortana Dragoon July 3, 2005
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A television channel that at one time owned. But they canceled all the good shows and replaced them with shows aimed at six-year-olds (so what does that make Nick Jr., like, two-year-old shit?), made a brief comeback with Invader Zim, but canceled that and is dying now.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.
Nickelodeon sucks ass. If you don't believe me, watch Spongebob or Avatar: The Last Airbender.
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005
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A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.
I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)
by Cortana Dragoon July 3, 2005
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Some Muslims use their faith as an excuse to kill innocents.
by Cortana Dragoon July 16, 2005
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