Aztecy

1. A piece of technology from the past.

2. A put down for old people.

3. When a piece of technology fails to work properly.

Fuck is wrong with you, you aztecy bastard? You come from the fucking preage?

by Pushfart June 13, 2020

Aztec Sunrise

The morning after a night so crazy, you might've travelled not only in space but in time

Phil woke up on top of a Pyramid with the high priest standing over him; it was a true Aztec Sunrise

by NICK_HUGE_FAN December 15, 2011

Aztecs

The Aztec people dominated central and southern Mexico from the 14th to the 16th century and are best known for having established an elaborate and wide-ranging empire destroyed by Spanish invaders led by Hernán Cortéz. The leader of the Aztecs during the Spanish conquest was the Great Montezuma II. Their name is derived from a mythical homeland to the north called Azatlán, but they also called themselves the Mexica. The Aztec language belongs to the Nahuatlan branch of the Uto-Aztecan family. Human and animal sacrifices were an integral part of Aztec religion. For warriors, the ultimate honor was to be slain in battle or to volunteer for sacrifice in a major ritual. The Aztecs are credited with the discovery of delicious chocolate, made from the fruit of the cacao tree.

The Aztec empire one of the greatest civillizations of the world that ever existed.

by mexman February 13, 2004

Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Aztec Fist Bump

The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.

Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.

(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )

“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”

“I’ll order mexican food tonight”

“You naughty person”

(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)

by SmallDickDoofus May 22, 2021

Aztec Party

As popularized by the movie House Bunny, it is a party where a young, attractive virgin (usually a female) is sacrificed by going down a slide into a large tub of red wine. For practical reasons, this sacrificial ritual can also be carried out by doing red-colored body shots off the skimpily clad virgin. But really the whole point of the party is to put the virgin on display so she'll get fucked. Finally.

Erin - "My sister Bridget is turning 22 and is still a virgin."

Ling - "We should have an Aztec party. I've always wanted to but couldn't find a virgin."

by Wanna be virgin January 16, 2009