Avorted

To abort or avoid all at one time bc sometimes a cunt just doesn't carry the right crayons on had to understand the current situation!!

I avorted my baby daddy bc he's an ignorant cunt!!

by Avorted August 11, 2020

crisis averted

It is the formal expression for "Pheww"

My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted

by Sab Maya Hai January 24, 2017

Jar of Aborted Fetuses

A “one size fits all” insult that you can call anyone when they are being a total J. A standard insult. Typically paired with jaboris or jabrone.

Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”

Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”

by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019

aborted fetal colada

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.

My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019

Aborted

An awsome Belgian deathgrind band.

Woah, Aborted is so awsome I just shit my pants.

by Mikebmetal August 14, 2006

i should've aborted you

An affectionate saying, usually what a mother would say to her child to express her innermost feelings.

Child: *starts fucking the cat*
Mother: 'I should've aborted you.'

by niqht June 11, 2018

aborted hershey launch

The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.

Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.

by Comic Event of the Century June 17, 2008