21 definitions by whimzzical

beer catheter

A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."

Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!

Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!

by whimzzical June 4, 2010

pooch hooch

A non-alcoholic "beer" for man's best friend.

Fred: Everytime I open a brewski now, Duke shoots me one of his "Hey, where the hell is MY beer?" looks... If we're having a beer, he's gotta have a pooch hooch!

Tom: Priceless!

John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!

by whimzzical July 16, 2008

sackanookie

What the Japanese call a girl in skimpy clothing such as hotpants, short-shorts, bikinis, thongs, mini-skirts, etc.

A couple of Shawn's buddies were in Osaka a few summers ago and told him that all the young sackanookie running around was quite a sight to behold.

by whimzzical July 9, 2010

Camel Tow

An awesome and creative name for a towing company.

Jake was cruising around town last night in his
restored Camaro when he blew a front tire and lost
control. He had to call Camel Tow to come and pull
him out of the ditch.

by whimzzical May 28, 2010

lickathon

A long-lasting session of cunnilingus.

After Kasia got a Brazilian wax and modeled her new bikini for me, I rewarded
her with a lickathon she's not likely to forget anytime soon...

by whimzzical July 24, 2008

toe show

A display of camel toe which results from wearing skimpy swimwear (bikinis, g-strings, etc.)

Zach and I decided to check out this beach in Belize, where some fine young babes treated us to an awesome toe show.

by whimzzical July 18, 2008

Filipina nurse

She's the one thing--and in fact, the only thing--that makes your hospital stay tolerable.

Duke: When I was in the hospital for three days after my surgery, I had this really cute Filipina nurse named Carmelita. Man, she is one fine pinay!

Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.

by whimzzical June 18, 2010