Bollywoody

An erection resulting from watching sexy Bollywood actresses.
Dude 1: Whoa! Priyanka Chopra can sure give me a Bollywoody!

Dude 2: Yeah, her and the goddess Aishwarya Rai.
Schwinnnnnggggg!
by whimzzical August 01, 2008
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miso-horny soup

A modern variation of the traditional Japanese miso soup to which Spanish fly is added as an aphrodisiac.
When Keiko and I went to our favorite sushi restaurant for lunch last week, I encouraged her to try the miso-horny soup.

Less than two hours later, she was practically ripping my clothes off.
by whimzzical June 28, 2010
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audiophilia nervosa

Audiophilia nervosa describes the anxiety resulting from the never-ending quest to obtain the ultimate performance from one's stereo system by means of employing state-of-the-art components, cables, and the use of certain "tweaks."

Although the goal is supposedly to achieve maximum appreciation of the music, those afflicted with this condition are merely obsesed with their electronics.
Todd had spent well over $100,000 in speakers,monoblock amplifiers, fiber optic cables, Shakti stones, pre-amolifiers, and other equipment and tweaks. And yet he still wasn't convinced that Diana Krall's voice sounded "silky" enough.

Todd was in deep denial concerning his audiophilia nervosa, and his wife was on the verge of calling a divorce lawyer.
by whimzzical June 19, 2010
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digital douchebag

A digital douchebag is the ultimate techno geek whose entire life is pretty much centered around all things digital and wireless.
You may be a digital douchebag if you:

1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.

2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.

3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.

4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.

5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.

6. Are a hopeless textaholic

7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.

8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.

The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
by whimzzical July 17, 2010
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beer catheter

A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."
Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!

Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
by whimzzical June 04, 2010
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Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."

Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.

Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.

Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
by whimzzical June 01, 2010
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Filipina nurse

She's the one thing--and in fact, the only thing--that makes your hospital stay tolerable.
Duke: When I was in the hospital for three days after my surgery, I had this really cute Filipina nurse named Carmelita. Man, she is one fine pinay!

Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.
by whimzzical June 19, 2010
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