Zach and I decided to check out this beach in Belize, where some fine young babes treated us to an awesome toe show.
by whimzzical July 18, 2008
A long-lasting session of cunnilingus.
After Kasia got a Brazilian wax and modeled her new bikini for me, I rewarded
her with a lickathon she's not likely to forget anytime soon...
her with a lickathon she's not likely to forget anytime soon...
by whimzzical July 24, 2008
What the Japanese call a girl in skimpy clothing such as hotpants, short-shorts, bikinis, thongs, mini-skirts, etc.
A couple of Shawn's buddies were in Osaka a few summers ago and told him that all the young sackanookie running around was quite a sight to behold.
by whimzzical July 09, 2010
Jake was cruising around town last night in his
restored Camaro when he blew a front tire and lost
control. He had to call Camel Tow to come and pull
him out of the ditch.
restored Camaro when he blew a front tire and lost
control. He had to call Camel Tow to come and pull
him out of the ditch.
by whimzzical May 28, 2010
Duke: When I was in the hospital for three days after my surgery, I had this really cute Filipina nurse named Carmelita. Man, she is one fine pinay!
Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.
Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.
by whimzzical June 18, 2010
Googlin' shoes are what one wears (figuratively speaking) while obtaining a significant amount of information from internet search engines.
Mark: Hey, you're going to that big party at Kelly's Saturday night, aren't you?
Adam: Wish I was, amigo, but no can do. I got a boatload of online research to do for that paper that's due a week from Monday.
Mark: Oh, bummer...well, looks like you better dust off those googlin' shoes.
Adam: Wish I was, amigo, but no can do. I got a boatload of online research to do for that paper that's due a week from Monday.
Mark: Oh, bummer...well, looks like you better dust off those googlin' shoes.
by whimzzical August 05, 2010
Chauncey Throckmorton:
I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!
Winston Douchington:
Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?
Chauncey Throckmorton:
Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.
Winston Douchington:
Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!
Winston Douchington:
Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?
Chauncey Throckmorton:
Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.
Winston Douchington:
Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
by whimzzical July 13, 2010