A long-lasting session of cunnilingus.
After Kasia got a Brazilian wax and modeled her new bikini for me, I rewarded
her with a lickathon she's not likely to forget anytime soon...
her with a lickathon she's not likely to forget anytime soon...
by whimzzical August 19, 2008
Googlin' shoes are what one wears (figuratively speaking) while obtaining a significant amount of information from internet search engines.
Mark: Hey, you're going to that big party at Kelly's Saturday night, aren't you?
Adam: Wish I was, amigo, but no can do. I got a boatload of online research to do for that paper that's due a week from Monday.
Mark: Oh, bummer...well, looks like you better dust off those googlin' shoes.
Adam: Wish I was, amigo, but no can do. I got a boatload of online research to do for that paper that's due a week from Monday.
Mark: Oh, bummer...well, looks like you better dust off those googlin' shoes.
by whimzzical August 05, 2010
Obtaining money from someone without returning anything of real value. Requiring someone to pay a fee out of purely greedy or opportunistic motives.
After Mei-Ling had operated a successful nail salon in Chinatown for five years, she decided to open a second location. Although she finally received her business permit, she had become disgusted by the blatant money grab by state and local officials, who seemed to demand endless fees from her.
by whimzzical August 04, 2010
A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."
Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!
Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
by whimzzical June 04, 2010
Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
by whimzzical June 01, 2010
A Twitter tantrum occurs when a Twitter user is at odds with one or more of his/her fellow Twitterers. This is typically characterized by a confrontational exchange of "tweets" during which threats are made to unfollow (block), etc.
This is not atypical behavior considering the often self-absorbed and self-serving personality traits of the participants and their insatiable need for attention and validation.
This is not atypical behavior considering the often self-absorbed and self-serving personality traits of the participants and their insatiable need for attention and validation.
Being the self-absorbed prima donna she always has been, Chloe threw a full-on Twitter tantrum last night and unfollowed several of her most loyal followers just because they dared to challenge her on some her extremist political views.
by whimzzical June 02, 2010
1. Describes a condition in which someone is headed for a disastrous or precarious situation that is inevitable or unavoidable. Typically preceded by "going to," as in"going to hell in a bucket."
2. The title of a well-known Grateful Dead tune.
2. The title of a well-known Grateful Dead tune.
1. Shawn had been getting trashed on purple kush and beer before noon during the past three months. He knew that he was going to hell in a bucket.
2. Bobby Weir sang an awesome version of "Hell in a Bucket" during that Irvine Meadows show back in 1985.
2. Bobby Weir sang an awesome version of "Hell in a Bucket" during that Irvine Meadows show back in 1985.
by whimzzical June 11, 2010