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Autismbux 

(n.) Money collected from Social Security or a similar program on account of mental disability.

"Autismbucks", often spelled "autismbux", is a term used often on sites like 4chan, Reddit, Otaku boards, and NEET boards. Often used in a joking or derogatory sense, the term is usually used to refer to disability benefits acquired by NEETs, who often get their government handout by falsifying required documents, exaggerating an existing (minor) condition, or faking a mental disorder during medical examinations.
1. Greg decided he didn't want to work anymore, so he sent in a disability application with a poorly-drawn picture of Sonic the Hedgehog as his signature. He now gets $650 in autismbux every month.
Autismbux by Heavy Pootis Guy January 1, 2014

Autismatosis 

The effects from being in close proximity to people with extreme Autistism, and their ways rub off on you and you start noticing that you are speaking and or making strange noises to chime in with their choir of nonsense.
These people are giving me Autismatosis, and my brain is now scrambled.
Autismatosis by cheems September 13, 2019

Autismsexual

Autismsexual is a shitty explanation for people to like other people that target people autism even CHILDREN
Joe: are you autismsexual?

Jack: no I am not bloody weird geez
Autismsexual by MegaGigaChad February 4, 2022

Autismgating 

To bottleneck access to a game feature, typically by requiring a certain stats or level achieved
The new level 40+ XL candy update for Pokemon GO must have the spergs shrieking in some of the most egregious Autismgating I've ever seen.
Autismgating by Kompress0r November 30, 2020

autismatron 

Being a fucking idiot, like asking what 2+2 equals and saying 3. An autismatron is when a person is unintentionally being a fucking autistic ass hole
Bob stop being such an autismatron
autismatron by JIMMYBOB109 January 1, 2021

Autisman 

A super hero with psychic abilities, but has severe mental disabilities as well.
"omg Autisman is like the least helpful super hero in the history of like.. history."
Autisman by Krusty K. May 15, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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