Autismatosis 

The effects from being in close proximity to people with extreme Autistism, and their ways rub off on you and you start noticing that you are speaking and or making strange noises to chime in with their choir of nonsense.

These people are giving me Autismatosis, and my brain is now scrambled.

Autismatosis by cheems September 13, 2019

autismosis

The diffusion of autism through a partially permeable membrane, only in water. This is often the reason people catch autism.

"Hey dude, what's up? Oh sh- you got caught by the autismosis!"
"I caught autism through autismosis nearly 7 years ago."

autismosis by Mega Virgin November 28, 2018

Autismosis

Autismosis is when a adult who is neurotypical suddenly becomes borderline autistic by letting their emotions and frustrations get the better of them. They typically express this through weird child like noises and sudden movements that do not befit a mature adult. An over simplified way to describe Autismosis is when an adult has a unwarranted childish temper tantrum.

Wow is your friend alright, why is he making those noises and flailing around like that is he autistic? No his frustrations seem to have gotten the better of him and now it seems that he's got a case of Autismosis

Autismosis by Samyboy420 November 11, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008