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antismart 

Stupidity of such magnitude that its presence actually destroys the intelligence of those with which it comes into contact.

Measured in a similar manner to intelligence, a person possessed of antismart will have an AQ score denoting how much damage they will do to the IQ score of another human or group of humans.

A politically correct way to address the extreme lack of intelligence in another person or organization.

Curiously antismart isn't destroyed in the process of contact with intelligence. Repeated exposure to antismart has been known to actually create antismart in those so exposed. Therefore caution is advised when handling those with antismart.
Jojo isn't stupid, he's very antismart.
antismart by Nuzzy Futts July 28, 2010

Autismatosis 

The effects from being in close proximity to people with extreme Autistism, and their ways rub off on you and you start noticing that you are speaking and or making strange noises to chime in with their choir of nonsense.
These people are giving me Autismatosis, and my brain is now scrambled.
Autismatosis by cheems September 13, 2019

autismatron 

Being a fucking idiot, like asking what 2+2 equals and saying 3. An autismatron is when a person is unintentionally being a fucking autistic ass hole
Bob stop being such an autismatron
autismatron by JIMMYBOB109 January 1, 2021

autismanoid 

the biggest fuckin autist in the world.
Hayden Bryan, what an autismanoid
autismanoid by who000knows January 18, 2018

autismoto 

A larger, stronger male on the spectrum.
-"Wow that's an above average sized sberglorg!"
-"Yea, that dude is autismoto af."
autismoto by Harry Balzagna July 4, 2017

autismar 

That one queer who gets roasted by his own friends and doesn't do anything but gets high too much
Uhh autismar you look like a bismar idk
autismar by Yeabudddddy66 July 30, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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