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Autismbux 

(n.) Money collected from Social Security or a similar program on account of mental disability.

"Autismbucks", often spelled "autismbux", is a term used often on sites like 4chan, Reddit, Otaku boards, and NEET boards. Often used in a joking or derogatory sense, the term is usually used to refer to disability benefits acquired by NEETs, who often get their government handout by falsifying required documents, exaggerating an existing (minor) condition, or faking a mental disorder during medical examinations.
1. Greg decided he didn't want to work anymore, so he sent in a disability application with a poorly-drawn picture of Sonic the Hedgehog as his signature. He now gets $650 in autismbux every month.
Autismbux by Heavy Pootis Guy January 1, 2014
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Autismsexual

Autismsexual is a shitty explanation for people to like other people that target people autism even CHILDREN
Joe: are you autismsexual?

Jack: no I am not bloody weird geez
Autismsexual by MegaGigaChad February 4, 2022

AutismMax 

a pure fucking retard
"oh man, that guy is autismmax"
AutismMax by hy ftg jgj bnnbhn uuu September 13, 2020

autismum 

It’s your autistic mum..she’s a right fucking dog she is..
Hey have you got autismum?
No but my fucking nigger down mum has!!!!!
autismum by NiGgErNONze October 29, 2021

Autismus 

The German translation of the word "autism". Autism is a learning disability which affects the way a person's brain works.

Often used in English to bully or insult autistic people.
"Yooo, autismus!"

"Get away from me, Kyle. Or I'll have to speak to a teacher."
Autismus by loopylez December 27, 2021

Autismboo 

Someone (typically neurotypical) who's obsessed with or fascinated by autistic people
John is such an autismboo he only wants me for my autism
Autismboo by Locust-Forest November 12, 2022

Autismus Maximus 

Someone Who is extremely retarded and also has Tourette's.
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