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The Mexican Tattoo was a practice often seen in the Wild West, where vigilante justice was often more common than justice administered by a lawman. It was a way of marking criminals with an indelible sign of their past transgressions, similar to branding, so society would know of their criminal past and keep a wide berth.

The Mexican Tattoo was delivered by digging one's stirrup into the offender's face or neck, leaving a distinct scar that could not be easily concealed. This was often coupled with the practice of dragging the offender behind a horse by the neck for a short distance.
The bounty hunter gave the horse thief a Mexican tattoo before sending him on his way.
by Heavy Pootis Guy July 20, 2014
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(n.) Money collected from Social Security or a similar program on account of mental disability.

"Autismbucks", often spelled "autismbux", is a term used often on sites like 4chan, Reddit, Otaku boards, and NEET boards. Often used in a joking or derogatory sense, the term is usually used to refer to disability benefits acquired by NEETs, who often get their government handout by falsifying required documents, exaggerating an existing (minor) condition, or faking a mental disorder during medical examinations.
1. Greg decided he didn't want to work anymore, so he sent in a disability application with a poorly-drawn picture of Sonic the Hedgehog as his signature. He now gets $650 in autismbux every month.
by Heavy Pootis Guy January 2, 2014
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(n.) A car, usually a muscle or vintage car, that has been stanced, or lowered, to the extent that the chassis is too close to the ground to see under it. These vehicles are known as dead sleds due to their tendency to break apart and die on any but the flattest, smoothest roads.
Marty thought his dead sled was pretty cool until he bottomed it out going over a speed bump.
by Heavy Pootis Guy February 28, 2014
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(Noun) A slam poet or other spoken-word performer native to the state of Alabama.
The open mic was going slowly until an Alabama slammer showed up and spat the tightest rhymes this side of the Mason-Dixon line.
by Heavy Pootis Guy April 7, 2015
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(adj.) Term used to describe a car that has had it's chassis significantly lowered, eliminating most of the space between the undercarriage of the car and the ground as well as the fenders and the tops of the wheels.
I saw a stanced Mazda 6 on my way home from work today.
by Heavy Pootis Guy March 12, 2014
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