austintism

It’s where your name is Austin and you have autism

Hey did you meet Austintism

austintism by II-killiwon-II April 19, 2018

Austintism

A term to describe a retard whose name is Austin.

“This is my cousin Austin.”
“ Why’s he seizing like that.”
“He has Austintism.”

Austintism by Thatonebo3guy May 22, 2024

Austintism

A mental defect caused by listening to too many comedy podcasts. Symptoms include social anxiety caused by being alone too often, a complete lack of self awareness which leads to projecting all uncomfortable feelings onto others who the holders deems inferior to themselves, illiteracy, and detachment from reality. It must also be noted that the people who have Austintism mistake cruelty for humor. They claim to love jokes, but have never made anyone laugh. It is believed to have originated in Austin, Texas at the Comedy Mothership.

All of Joe Rogan’s fans have Austintism.

Austintism by Thatsonu2be September 10, 2025

Austintism

Someone who oddly enjoys, likes, and/or has interest in civilian airliners or large aircraft

Usually used by fighter plane nerds to describe airliner nerds

Dude I don't care that it is a A320 Neo, you must have austintism

Austintism by CAP 1-1 June 3, 2026

Autistism 

When you’re not quite sure whether you’re trying to say autism or autistic

“Hi, I’m autistism”

Autistism by Delirus September 18, 2018

austinism 

1. One who makes quotes continually about subjects of no interest to others only to make himself seem more intelligent than he actually is.

Knowing the stats of every Laker who was ever drafted to the team including Chic Hearn's birh weight is an austinism.

austinism by Marvine Butler May 27, 2005

Austinism 

A disorder of getting multiple DWI’s, going to jail for said DWI’s, buying a quarantine dog that shits on the floor, showing up late to work, getting fired after showing up late to work, having a funko pop addiction, living in a midget house, playing the nintendo switch all day, hitting the bong 24/7, taking detox pills every week, acting like the world is against you, and being a cuck.

Friend 1: Man bro, you need to get your shit together and put down the switch and get a job!
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro

Austinism by willd75 December 9, 2020