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asstitties 

When a female's bosom appears more like a buttocks than breasts. This usually happens on fat-ass ugly chicks who don't really have tits, just chins from the neck down.
Yo, my third grade teacher Mrs. McLaughlin sure had mad asstitties!
asstitties by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004
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Austitties 

Ample german breasts that suddenly dangle in thin, white, low-cut blouses around Oktoberfest.
Diese deutschen Austitties bilden mich durstig. Wie bleiben solche große Dämme des Fleisches in solchen kleinen Hemden?

(These german Austitties are making me thirsty. How do such large mounds of flesh stay in such small shirts?)

assntittiesidous 

A rare medical condition where the patient MUST see a woman’s breasts and butt to live.
Dr. “You have assntittiesidous”
assntittiesidous by Dr. Eisenberg January 12, 2024
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026