austintisum 

A mental condition in which the effected person misses very obvious things and tends to not hear important sentences and noises. It can also cause random bursts of anger over small things. It is commonly confused with partial blindness and deafness.

Failing to see the sink directly in front of him, the Austintisum victim became enraged at everyone who had recently cleaned their hands.

austintisum by ThePTFOGuy June 12, 2018

austintism

It’s where your name is Austin and you have autism

Hey did you meet Austintism

austintism by II-killiwon-II April 19, 2018

austinism 

1. One who makes quotes continually about subjects of no interest to others only to make himself seem more intelligent than he actually is.

Knowing the stats of every Laker who was ever drafted to the team including Chic Hearn's birh weight is an austinism.

austinism by Marvine Butler May 27, 2005

Austinism 

A disorder of getting multiple DWI’s, going to jail for said DWI’s, buying a quarantine dog that shits on the floor, showing up late to work, getting fired after showing up late to work, having a funko pop addiction, living in a midget house, playing the nintendo switch all day, hitting the bong 24/7, taking detox pills every week, acting like the world is against you, and being a cuck.

Friend 1: Man bro, you need to get your shit together and put down the switch and get a job!
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro

Austinism by willd75 December 9, 2020

austinism 

A Mutation similar to autism:
lack of total brain activity(yet somehow manages to live?). someone who cannot spell "a" or add 0+0. you can tell when someone is suffering from austinism when you proof read their emails and find that not even spell check has a damn clue what is being typed... or when they speak to you and you think you are in an episode of "Life goes on"(see Corkey).
this disease is highly contagious, can be passed on sexually, airborne, physical contact, or the dreaded "conversation with one of THEM", or by simply sitting on the same toilet seat. also- one can be born with austinism ie: mom or dad had "IT" or mom consumed large amounts of weed, booze, or any other drugs.
Good news; there is a cure for this affliction. though school can do little to help the infected, death is the easiest cure. austinism can be slowly decreased simply by keeping the infected ones constantly dipping tobacco or sleeping at their desks. no drug with the ability to cure has yet be submitted to the FDA.

" Mark was found to have the first known case of Austinism"

austinism by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008

austinism 

a bookworm

He suffers from austinism.

austinism by Holly Falck February 23, 2018

Austinism 

A word used by an autistic kid who tries to say other people have autism.

"That's pure austinism." -Autistic kid likely named Steele

Austinism by Thatbrowndudeoverthere June 10, 2019