Assweiner 

An ass + a weiner = assweiner how complicated
is that like really noone cares if it's not real or

real it's justa funny nAmE

Hey did you her about that guy yeah he's a total assweiner

Assweiner by Emotiger February 12, 2010

Asswiper 

A person who is a such a kiss up to a boss or bosses they'd go so far as to wipe their bosses ass to show their dedication

"The reason Peter got the promotion over Tom is because Peter is an Asswiper"

Asswiper by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

assminer 

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.

Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.

assminer by Sloan September 28, 2003

assminer 

Derogitory term for a homosexual. Alternatively, anyone who partakes in activities involving inserting objects into the rectum.

Larry never dates females because he is an assminer.

assminer by J_AK December 8, 2006

Assheimers 

When you see an ass so nice you forget everything

Dude, check it out! That ass is so nice it gave me assheimers!

Assheimers by Greenpheonix187 September 21, 2020

asswine 

Cheap wine you drink to get shitfaced

Person 1 : wanna go fore some asswine
Person 2: sure i don't have money for any nice wine

asswine by Scyra March 15, 2018

Asswiper 

A sexual move perform after anal sex to avoid human waste on a man's penis.

The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.

Guy: So last night I was buttfucking my girl. After I pullout, I had shit all over my dick. Guess she forgot to douche.

Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.

Asswiper by loosetongue April 16, 2009