Assheimers

When you see an ass so nice you forget everything

Dude, check it out! That ass is so nice it gave me assheimers!

by Greenpheonix187 September 21, 2020

Assheimers

;crippling case of stupidity, one that doesn't think things through nor cares to.

A mental case.

That guy must have Assheimers, he dropped out of medical school to raise pigeons.

by Panthera Atrox February 19, 2011

Parking lot alzheimers

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

by Bull237 September 20, 2010

Password Alzheimers

condition when one suddenly forgets a frequently used online password

Tried to sign onto facebook using my dog's name, my birthday, and my favorite song, but looks like no status updates today. I got Password Alzheimers.

by evil adam December 26, 2010

Canadian Alzheimers

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

Tea Alzheimers

A condition where the affected person finds themselves constantly forgetting about their tea. this can refer to

1. Forgetting boiling water in kettle
2. Forgetting steeping tea water
3. Forgetting mug of tea until it is cold

I hate having Tea Alzheimers, whenever I make a cuppa, I forget it until it's ice cold!

by Bath alts Yoda May 11, 2016

golfers alzheimers

A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.

Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?

Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.

Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.

Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?

Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha

by nastynnas September 10, 2009