Definitions by Sloan

NOetf 

Acronym meaning (adj): NOT OLD ENOUGH TO FUCK

Referring to adolescents who are clearly too young to engage in physical relations of the sexual nature.

The knee-jerk reaction to scream out "NOeft" in public when two prostitots are dry humping on the street.

Debbie had long awaited losing her virginity on the eve of junior prom, desperately trying to ignore her conscience pounding..."NOetf...NoETf...noEFT."

NOetf by Sloan June 3, 2014

skroose 

aged, gone bad, past ones prime

The milk has gone skroose

skroose by Sloan October 29, 2004

assminer 

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.

Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.

assminer by Sloan September 28, 2003

virgy 

a zest for life

The way she tears it up on the dance floor shows that that girl's got virgy.

virgy by sloan March 30, 2003

gaffle 

to detained, tie up, usually with ill intentions

"I'm like baffled, they got me gaffled, with the duct tape
So I remain raw, in come this chainsaw" -- ICe Cube

gaffle by Sloan January 25, 2003