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Assplurgers 

Fetish involving autistic lads and fat lasses.
See that whale on top of the mong? Looks like a pretty bad case of Assplurgers.
Assplurgers by Rorins February 26, 2011

asspelunker 

1.) A derogatory word used inplace of homosexual. 2.) One who spelunks asses, usually with their penis.
"That Bruce is one hell of an asspelunker."
asspelunker by Baal September 14, 2003

asspounder4k 

“Hey do you like asspounder4k”
“Yes i do they’re seggsy”

Asspounder2 

Asspounder2 is a tiktok star and a great mutual
My favorite mutual is asspounder2 since he/she had a great of humor
Asspounder2 by Jagbd June 17, 2021

asspoundee 

An asspoundee can be defined as any person who owned stocks during the February 27 2007 trading session, when the Dow Jones crashed and suffered a historic drop of over 400 points.
Goddam I felt like an asspoundee when I was margined to the hilt and lost all my money when the markets crashed on February 27 2007!
asspoundee by DP Ludwig December 14, 2008

Asplundher 

The big load of fragrant wood-chips that the tree-service guys drive home with after each workday of trimming roadside vegetation.
If you ask super-nicely, the tree-trimming crew may dump their humongous load of Asplundher in your yard, so that you can use it for spreading on pathways; it saves them from having to drive all the way to the dump to offload the chips.
Asplundher by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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