Assplunder

To pillage that booty for treasure.

Last night, Rachel was assplundered. Roger says that the booty was bountiful.

by Doccenburg September 11, 2015

Assplurgers

Fetish involving autistic lads and fat lasses.

See that whale on top of the mong? Looks like a pretty bad case of Assplurgers.

by Rorins February 26, 2011

asspelunker

1.) A derogatory word used inplace of homosexual. 2.) One who spelunks asses, usually with their penis.

"That Bruce is one hell of an asspelunker."

by Baal September 14, 2003

asspounder4k

A seggsy person

“Hey do you like asspounder4k”
“Yes i do they’re seggsy”

by Totally_notjoshu420 March 10, 2021

Asspounder2

Asspounder2 is a tiktok star and a great mutual

My favorite mutual is asspounder2 since he/she had a great of humor

by Jagbd June 17, 2021

asspoundee

An asspoundee can be defined as any person who owned stocks during the February 27 2007 trading session, when the Dow Jones crashed and suffered a historic drop of over 400 points.

Goddam I felt like an asspoundee when I was margined to the hilt and lost all my money when the markets crashed on February 27 2007!

by DP Ludwig December 14, 2008

Asplundher

The big load of fragrant wood-chips that the tree-service guys drive home with after each workday of trimming roadside vegetation.

If you ask super-nicely, the tree-trimming crew may dump their humongous load of Asplundher in your yard, so that you can use it for spreading on pathways; it saves them from having to drive all the way to the dump to offload the chips.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018