asspoundee 

An asspoundee can be defined as any person who owned stocks during the February 27 2007 trading session, when the Dow Jones crashed and suffered a historic drop of over 400 points.

Goddam I felt like an asspoundee when I was margined to the hilt and lost all my money when the markets crashed on February 27 2007!

asspoundee by DP Ludwig December 14, 2008

asspoundee 

The 'reciever' in a male homosexual encounter. As opposed to the 'giver' or asspounder
Usually a weak little bitch of a person.
The asspoundee is easily spotted as exhibiting highly feminine characteristics, walks with a slight limp and fornicates with other men.

Druv: "Hey everybody! Look at my new Abercrombie and Fitch shiny blue pants!"
Hans: "Wooo... how gay ist dat?! "
Herr Kaufmann: "Come here droov!! "
Claus: "Yea droov.... fukin asspoundee!"

asspoundee by sid "pwned!!" jogu December 12, 2006

asspounding beat 

Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.

"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."

"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."

asspounding beat by Byron Cunningham February 7, 2008

Assplunder 

To pillage that booty for treasure.

Last night, Rachel was assplundered. Roger says that the booty was bountiful.

Assplunder by Doccenburg September 11, 2015

asspounder4k 

A seggsy person

“Hey do you like asspounder4k”
“Yes i do they’re seggsy”

asspounder4k by Totally_notjoshu420 March 10, 2021

Asspounder2 

Asspounder2 is a tiktok star and a great mutual

My favorite mutual is asspounder2 since he/she had a great of humor

Asspounder2 by Jagbd June 17, 2021

asspounding trance 

Arena trance, commonly hammered by the likes of Tiesto. Can be made in fruity loops in about 5 minutes.

I had to leave the club because after 4 hours of asspounding trance I was beginning to question my masculinity

asspounding trance by Vexxed July 30, 2008