asspelunker 

1.) A derogatory word used inplace of homosexual. 2.) One who spelunks asses, usually with their penis.

"That Bruce is one hell of an asspelunker."

asspelunker by Baal September 14, 2003

asspelunker 

a term used to insult your friend.

shut up! you asspelunker!!

asspelunker by james May 4, 2003

assbelunker 

An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.

Gabe is an assbelunker...and a damn good one at that...foo

assbelunker by greg September 9, 2004

assbelunker 

An anal cave explorer. Otherwise known as homosexual, pillow biter, ass cannon loader, friend of dorothy, pole rider etc.

Rod is such an assbelunker. I can't believe he is assbelunking Lance......

assbelunker by contact May 23, 2004

assbelunker 

To be a belunker of ones ass. To pack the fudge, give a human booster shot, or to star on queer eye for the sraight guy. Any one who is referred to as an assbelunker, probably is one, and should crawl inside their own ass and die.

"Eat penguin shit, you assbelunker."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."

assbelunker by Nick The Man December 28, 2005

Assplunder 

To pillage that booty for treasure.

Last night, Rachel was assplundered. Roger says that the booty was bountiful.

Assplunder by Doccenburg September 11, 2015

assmelonker 

a person whos ass is way to big for there body

look at that assmelonker over thier.

assmelonker by mike rouch October 10, 2003