An asspoundee can be defined as any person who owned stocks during the February 27 2007 trading session, when the Dow Jones crashed and suffered a historic drop of over 400 points.

Goddam I felt like an asspoundee when I was margined to the hilt and lost all my money when the markets crashed on February 27 2007!

asspoundee by DP Ludwig December 14, 2008

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asspoundee

The 'reciever' in a male homosexual encounter. As opposed to the 'giver' or asspounder
Usually a weak little bitch of a person.
The asspoundee is easily spotted as exhibiting highly feminine characteristics, walks with a slight limp and fornicates with other men.

Druv: "Hey everybody! Look at my new Abercrombie and Fitch shiny blue pants!"
Hans: "Wooo... how gay ist dat?! "
Herr Kaufmann: "Come here droov!! "
Claus: "Yea droov.... fukin asspoundee!"

asspoundee by sid "pwned!!" jogu December 12, 2006

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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